Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️

This is your presidential candidate. What policies is she proposing?

• Universal Basic Tuna
• Task force to finally catch that red dot
• Catnip decriminalization
• Box distribution program to make sure all cats have boxes
• Elimination of closed doors

Jul 18, 2024 at 3:39pmWeb
Show threadmxkJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon sounds preferable to the currently running candidates
Show threadJamie BlumbergJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Don't forget:
• Kibbles on demand
• A zero day work week
• Access to free and public scratching couches
• Socialized cheek scritches
• Securing our borders (against other cats)
• More birds
Show threadShoshana 🏳️‍⚧️Jul 18, 2024
@jamie_blumberg I bought a bird feeder for my cat and he absolutely loves watching the birds 😻
Show threadJamie BlumbergJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon I call the windows in the house the “Cat TV” and opening the window is “turning on the Cat TV” for this reason 😁
Show threadShoshana 🏳️‍⚧️Jul 18, 2024
@jamie_blumberg omg, he loves open windows, but it's been so insanely hot and humid here that I've had to keep them closed. High 90s and insane humidity are hard to handle.
Show threadStephen GreenhamJul 18, 2024
@d_j_fitzgerald I'd vote for her.
Show threadDan FitzGeraldJul 18, 2024
@solarisfire Me, too
Show threadArtemisJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon
My Kiwi wants to know if she has a running mate yet, because that is a platform she wholeheartedly approves of. Closed doors should be a crime (she says).
Show threadThe Witch of Crow BriarJul 18, 2024
@artemis @LilahTovMoon Kiwi even has a secure undisclosed location already!
Show threadeanopolskyJul 18, 2024
@artemis @LilahTovMoon The best thing about cat platforms is they can sit on them.
Show threadderekJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon If they add 19-hour nap days, I'm all-in.
Show threadkcǃJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon 😻
Show threadkat 🌻Jul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Surely you meant “purrposing”..
Show threadΨ*ΨJul 18, 2024

@LilahTovMoon finally, a candidate we can all get behind

Also might usher in an era of world peace because who could attack that cute little kitty face?

Show threadAaron 🍞🏳️‍🌈 Jul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon I'd vote for her in a heartbeat.
Show threadsynJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon I am not American but I will commit voter fraud to vote for them regardless
Show threadProbertd8Jul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon I think she needs to strike a peace act between birds and mice.
Show thread0x4d6165 (Julie or Mae)Jul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon I would knock on doors if she was the nominee
Show threadC 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️Jul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon She's the candidate we deserve
Show threadSir Farts AlotJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Hail to the Meef!
Show threadVenatioJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon finally a candidate we can all give head pets
Show threadJacobRPG❌👑Jul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon thank you for the timeline cleanse
Show threadLankeeoneJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon I’m surprised the flags made it through even one picture.
Show threadJE-FFJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon She's the purrsident the world needs!
Show threadladyterukiJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon #VoteTabby2024
Show threadTadhgJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon I am placing my vote for this candidate immediately
Show threadJoJul 18, 2024

@LilahTovMoon

Closed doors have become very contentious policy debate in our house as of a couple days ago. So if she isn't proposing the last one now, she should be.

Show threadJanisJul 18, 2024

@LilahTovMoon

Sounds like Democat, for sure

Show threadNahmiaJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Would be much better than a certain candidate running for that office.
Show threadLord egeltje 🦔 🇪🇺   Jul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon would like to be on that task force.
Show threadGreg BellJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon cats are for open borders
Show threadZambunnyJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon If I were American she would have my vote. Aaaaand my scritches. All the scritches.
Show threadOdradekJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon how does he get along with the british lordprotector larry?
Show threadchris overcashJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon she’s gonna declassify those space lasers
Show threadDonald F RobertsonJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Elimination of rain, snow, or just elimination of winter.
Show threadRazorKingJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon I believe this was actually a NASA briefing on the alternative plans in case Starliner’s thruster problems and helium leaks prevented the craft from making the return journey to earth. The rescue team has been practicing on the moon. All very exciting.
Show threadBrokarJul 18, 2024

@LilahTovMoon That can be very dangerous to democracy. If you oppose, she comes very close to you with her cuteness and starts purring. Then you're down on your knees and all you can do is pet her and agree to everything. Like mind control. I warned you!

😘

Show threadPetterOfCatsJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon the details on the picture are amazing.
Show threadShadow06Jul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Has my vote
Show threadUnited Space Cats 😻Jul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Hoomans, your vote!
Show threadKrazyKatJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Here here! Huzzah! Brava!
Show threadA. MansonJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon @fedicat Hahaha. Love it!
Show threadMr. Bruno Jul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon No dawgz!
Show threadcowboybanjobiker 🤠🪕🚴Jul 18, 2024

@LilahTovMoon

"Lock it up!"

Show threadcarrotmuncherJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon countertop for all
Show threadKelly of the NorthlandsJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Amnesty for all items pushed off high places and then looked down at. 😆
Show threadRora BorealisJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Me: *chanting* ONE CAT, ONE BOX! ONE CAT, ONE BOX!
Show threadFluttershyJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon cats for president! 🐈
Show threadBryanJul 19, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Seems eminently reasonable.
Show threadJamie :h2dlaser:  Jul 19, 2024
@LilahTovMoon I don’t care what her policies are, I’m voting for her because she’s less than 80 years old.
Show threadSean GilliesJul 19, 2024
@LilahTovMoon elimination of closed doors has crossover appeal to my dog.
Show threadRai Aren 🖖✨📚🇺🇦Jul 19, 2024
@LilahTovMoon 😂 omg, that is one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile! ❤️
Show threadCurroFaiterJul 19, 2024

@LilahTovMoon My catdidate.

And yours?

Show threadAndi89S4051Jul 19, 2024
@LilahTovMoon
that's too radical for me!
Show threadGJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Jul 19, 2024
@LilahTovMoon She has my vote!
Show threadIrinaJul 19, 2024
@LilahTovMoon Closed doors should still be available for the "meowing at closed doors" sport.
Show threadOtownKimJul 20, 2024
@LilahTovMoon She has my Vote!!!