Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️Jul 18, 2024

This is your presidential candidate. What policies is she proposing?

• Universal Basic Tuna
• Task force to finally catch that red dot
• Catnip decriminalization
• Box distribution program to make sure all cats have boxes
• Elimination of closed doors

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@LilahTovMoon finally, a candidate we can all get behind

Also might usher in an era of world peace because who could attack that cute little kitty face?

Jul 18, 2024 at 3:54pmWeb