This is your presidential candidate. What policies is she proposing?

• Universal Basic Tuna
• Task force to finally catch that red dot
• Catnip decriminalization
• Box distribution program to make sure all cats have boxes
• Elimination of closed doors

@LilahTovMoon That can be very dangerous to democracy. If you oppose, she comes very close to you with her cuteness and starts purring. Then you're down on your knees and all you can do is pet her and agree to everything. Like mind control. I warned you!

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