Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️Jul 18, 2024

This is your presidential candidate. What policies is she proposing?

• Universal Basic Tuna
• Task force to finally catch that red dot
• Catnip decriminalization
• Box distribution program to make sure all cats have boxes
• Elimination of closed doors

Show threadJamie Blumberg
@LilahTovMoon Don't forget:
• Kibbles on demand
• A zero day work week
• Access to free and public scratching couches
• Socialized cheek scritches
• Securing our borders (against other cats)
• More birds
Jul 18, 2024 at 3:43pmWeb
Show threadShoshana 🏳️‍⚧️Jul 18, 2024
@jamie_blumberg I bought a bird feeder for my cat and he absolutely loves watching the birds 😻
Show threadJamie BlumbergJul 18, 2024
@LilahTovMoon I call the windows in the house the “Cat TV” and opening the window is “turning on the Cat TV” for this reason 😁
Show threadShoshana 🏳️‍⚧️Jul 18, 2024
@jamie_blumberg omg, he loves open windows, but it's been so insanely hot and humid here that I've had to keep them closed. High 90s and insane humidity are hard to handle.