Something to put a smile on your face
@SNerd wtf happened here
@lamp @SNerd
This is how new Cybertrucks are made.
@jargoggles @lamp @SNerd First two Cybertrucks get together and smash ...
@Maitre @jargoggles @lamp @SNerd
metamorphasis:
Larval --- sub-adult
Genna || 春 || Chronomancer (@HaruEb)

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what is a woɘmₘₑₙ?
@lamp
Autopilot asphyxiation
@SNerd

@SNerd Is there no crumple zone??

Edit: This is probably an AI generated image. God damn the proliferation of bullshit on the internet that image generators enable... "AI" is poison in this beautiful well of knowledge that we have.

@overflow @SNerd in Teslandia you are the crumple zone.
@overflow @SNerd I watched a youtube video that said the wall thickness used to be 3mm stainless steel, but they lowered it to 1.8mm because it's too heavy.
@overflow @SNerd the car in front of you obviously
@overflow
@SNerd It's not designed to crumple in the slightest.
@overflow IIRC, this is A.I.-generated, and not how a real crash would look.
@overflow @SNerd one of the reasons the cyber truck will probably not come to Europe anytime soon is the missing crumple zone. (And missing pedestrian safety, problems that you'll need a truck licence) so only way would be to get an exception for it as like an armored security vehicle or so
@SNerd An allegory for the Tesla company itself it seems.
@SNerd looking like a crash on PS1 Gran Turismo.
@SNerd Nuuuuuuuu they are mating. This will just make more of them 😭
@SNerd saves the recall rofl
@SNerd It's like Biff Tannen tried to make a Delorean...
@SNerd What happens when an immovable object hits an unstoppable force?
@SNerd Talk about cybering!!! 🤣​🤣​🤣​
@SNerd
I can’t tell, so I am asking.
Is this news or is it art?
@SNerd This is spectacular!
@SNerd
Hey @thomasfuchs you boosted this but it looks like AI. What's with the tires? Particularly the back wheel of the frontmost car.
@SNerd
One of the rare time I approve of AI "art."

@SNerd

Hehe, loving the shatter algorithms in the reality physics engine.

@SNerd

Well, that's two that won't have to do the whole recall for the killer accelerator pedal, so there's that.
🤓

@SNerd This looks like 3D art WIP - nice job on the debris and the wheels, but the rest of the cars needs a lot more polygons to look good!

@SNerd

#Cybertruck #Musk #Tesla
...

Break #Twitter.
Break #Tesla.
Break the #USA,
what's next?
Our #humanity?

☕ ☕ 🕊️

@AhaAchja

Blocking Ukraine from using Starlink, while allowing Russia to use Starlink seems like he broke SpaceX too.

cc: @SNerd

@Woodswalked @SNerd
😃 Good morning guys. 😃

Antwort an: @Woodswalked;

So, my dear.
We have to be very strong now!
Are you sitting down?
No high blood pressure?

So: Elon #Musk is being monetarily saved from bankruptcy by the #US #government
That's what we call systemically relevant.
And it's somehow being spoon-fed, for example he's selling the #USA "fast internet for #everyone". Or/and he makes the #catering #service to some #space #station
💚 Greetings from Germany. 💚

@SNerd please be real and not some AI generated garbage please be real and not some AI generated garbage please be real and not some AI generated garbage please be real and not some AI generated garbage please be real and not some AI generated garbage please be real and not some AI generated garbage please be real and not some AI generated garbage please be real and not some AI generated garbage please be real and not some AI generated garbage please be real and not some AI generated garbage ple

@SNerd On the bright side that’s two less Cyber Trucks Tesla will have to recall…

#rimshot

@SNerd
Sabía que había visto un carro como la cibertroca antes: el andino (1972)
@SNerd aw they're in love

@jlroberson @SNerd

Well, that's nice and all... But I hope the owners got them "fixed" before letting them play around unattended like that!

@baardhaveland @SNerd sigh
Some people are just against romance
@SNerd I'd say I hate to see it but I really don't.
@SNerd awww ... they love each other so much
@SNerd What happens when an immovable urinal meets an unstoppable urinal
@SNerd That has to be AI-generated. Real Cybertrucks don't have crumple zones.
@SNerd AI fake? Yeah. Amusing? You betcha.
@SNerd Was Elon caught in the middle? Or is that too much to wish for?
@SNerd I want to believe
@SNerd I guess the only thing that can break a Cybertruck’s windshield is another Cybertruck.

@SNerd

Judging from the damage, I'd say each was going ~5mph.

@SNerd geez how fast was the crash? 30mph??
@SNerd I feel bad I didn’t get you anything.
@SNerd I saw one of these irl for the first time today. Kinda freaked me out. I didn't realize my neighborhood had such an idiot.
@SNerd the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a Tesla, is a stupid guy with a Tesla.
@SNerd TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX, TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX, MY MUSCLES, MY MUSCLES INVOLUNTARILY FLEX
@SNerd two cybertrucks are wrecked, two cybertrucks are wrecked / my muscles, my muscles involuntarily flex