This is real. I just took this screenshot.

#Google #AI #ChatGPT #ArtificialIntelligence #LLMs #LLM

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Indeed. We all need to resist calling the current gen of chatbots "AI". Cuz they ain't!

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This new wave of plutocracy is going to be exhausting.

@schmutzie I can’t reproduce on google.com or google.co.uk, but I just did on google.ie …
@schmutzie Bing is SO MUCH BETTER!

@geekyonion @schmutzie

Bing in French is wayyyyyy better!

@schmutzie can confirm
@PieterPeach @schmutzie yeah I got it too. Interestingly (?), it gives a better answer for β€œcountries” plural, but messes up when you do β€œcountry” singular. 🫠
@schmutzie artificial dumbness would be a real progress πŸ™„πŸ™ˆπŸ€ͺ
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AI, being stupid for us to save us the effort of being stupid ourselves.
@schmutzie got a very similar answer from chat gpt for italian cities starting with D
@schmutzie Verified. I am not sure whether to laugh, cry, or pray for the planet killer meteorite.
@quadrivial @schmutzie as of now, emergent mind is about five links down the page for me. The four above it are correct
@Jeremyinthebluehouse @schmutzie Yeah, they seem to have fixed it πŸ˜†
@quadrivial @schmutzie for now. They're at the mercy of rapid-fire bullshit artists.
It's almost like the Techbros have finally gotten techbro'd
@Jeremyinthebluehouse @quadrivial @schmutzie I'm still getting the emergent mind bullshit at the top, so apparently their fix isn't consistent
@DrMcStrange @quadrivial @schmutzie I'm on an android device, not a PC, so I bet we're following different paths...
@Jeremyinthebluehouse @quadrivial @schmutzie Just checked on my android phone and it's still top - I guess it's google personalising our results
@DrMcStrange @quadrivial @schmutzie interesting. I tried it with Firefox focus, so I wouldn't be logged in. Still got legit results (Kenya). Maybe Google is basing on my IP or other metadata.
Did you know that there is no country in Africa that starts with the letter "k"?

A ChatGPT example about the absence of countries starting with the letter "k" in Africa.

@nev @schmutzie I tried opening that page and got stuck in an endless GOTO 10 of captchas.

@schmutzie

AIs just making **** up to get attention

enjoy my photo that I took in 2004 in a place I guess I totally imagined...

@schmutzie I'm just not certain that tying a machine for making up lies into our search engines that we use to search for facts is a good idea.
@schmutzie Absolutely true, although it's not Google's doing. The source is wrong, because generative AIs are intoxicating the Internet's source material with its daydreaming.
@schmutzie I got one that's almost as good. So glad to see Google has rolled spicy autocomplete into their search engine to deal with those last few non-SEO queries.

@schmutzie Google search is summarizing the emergent mind link. Emergent mind is just a transcript of ChatGPT messing this up. As far as I can tell there are two errors:

1) ChatGPT is deeply confused about the letter k and Africa, and

2) Google search is using extremely low quality pages as search results.

Most of emergent mind seems to be serious articles about AI. So perhaps search believes it's an authoritative site.

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Cosigned:

@geographile @schmutzie co-cosigned 7:02pm Pacific time today, not bothering with another image it's the same shit.
@schmutzie kool, kool… got to be korrekt, komputer doesn’t lie
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"AI is not really intelligent but it really is artificial" one out of two aint bad eh
@schmutzie Stop the planet. I need to get off.
@schmutzie Proof that:
1. ChatGPT reads Reddit
2. AI doesn't understand bad jokes
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Wow! This is devastating!
I did not know that!
I shall rethink my planned trips to Africa.
@schmutzie @borrisinabox Meanwhile...
Me: Which country in Africa starts with k?
GPT4: Kenya
@schmutzie What the what. This is what we've come to. Thanks, AI.
@schmutzie I get the same response. Amazing how Google has degraded.
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Adjust your query to exclude ChatGPT seems to yeild slightly more reliable results
https://www.google.com/search?q=country+in+africa+that+starts+with+k+-chatgpt
#ChatGPT #AIFail
Bevor Sie zur Google Suche weitergehen

@schmutzie I'm surprised it didn't say that Cameroon is the only African country that starts with a 'K'. πŸ˜„

@schmutzie Wish I'd taken a screenshot of the answer to the question "How long should an EV battery last". The answer given by Google was "3 years".

EVs generally have a Lithium-ion traction battery that lasts about 10 years and a 12 volt battery. AI had decided the question was about the 12v battery. πŸ™„ No human familiar with EVs would have assumed that.

#EV #EVs #AI #AIMisinformation

@schmutzie this is one sad and beautiful thing is people don't realize AI is taught. It's not exactly all knowing. It's why twitters AI had to be taken down cause people taught it to curse. You have the AI chat bots that learn to be horny.

Humans are teaching it and yet the sad part is, some are learning to depend on it.

One way to combat AI tho is to teach it to be dumb πŸ˜‚

@schmutzie Bing apparently thinks Kiribati is in Africa. The two references it cites are an Encyclopedia Brittanica entry on countries of the world (not broken down by continent) and a user-created quiz.
@schmutzie the stupid singularity is near
@schmutzie πŸ˜‚ Bard learns from ChatGPT, who learns from llama2, who learns from Bard, and the fractal stupid spiral goes on forever!