Jay Thoden van Velzen ☁️​🛡️​

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Trying to figure out Cloud Security and Secure AI, as well as random other stuff of life

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#Via rahaeli / rahaeli
1:11 PM · Apr 18, 2026

"Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN."

https://www.openculture.com/2026/04/recording-lets-you-hear-delta-blues-legend-robert-johnson-in-stunning-clarity.html

A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity

Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Clapton, Robert Plant, and Bob Dylan have never hesitated to acknowledge his influence.

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Puisque ça vous plaît et que vous avez été gentils, voici un peu d'Iron Maiden pour changer ! 

I dunno mate; how can you look at a world on fire, run by billionaire nazi cultist child rapists, where the bad guys always win and the kindest people get fucked on the regular, where the literal fucking species is on the brink because "someone must profit" and say "there's no way we, collectively, the people, can do better than this."

Whatever your fears of change might be, surely we can collectively beat "wiping out the species in an inferno" without trying too hard.

Naw, life gets easier when you realize there's literally nobody at the wheel and the folks with actual power are unhinged nazi cultist dipshits who don't know their own asses from their elbows and have the basest motives imaginable. It's terrifying but also pretty liberating. What does the judgement of these people hold over you? What moral authority do child rapist nazi murderers have over you?

You stop expecting it to "make sense" and you start thinking about how it can be made "different"

Dario keeps talking sh*t like he's immune to long distance lead poisoning.

Air to Ground Message:

HELLO. PAX MRS XXXXX SE AT 21E HAS LOST HER PASSPORT. SHE ASSUMES IT MIGHT BE AT THE GATE. CAN YOU PLEASE CHECK. BRGDS

Area: Zurich, Switzerland
Type: Airbus A319
A: #a46c986f3bd
F: #f9af9ad01c6

#acars #vdlm2

i have a flight booked for tomorrow. I received:

  • one notification the flight is delayed by over a day
  • another that it is delayed by ~3 hours

I just checked in, and there it said the flight is on time. Yet the airline's flight status says it is still delayed by over a day.

I guess that's reflective of our current time line.

Elliot Page has the chance to do the funniest thing

Sean Hannity has said that Pope Leo has “totally lost sight of the true meaning of the Bible and its teachings.” This is not an Onion story.

Is MAGA yet waking up to the fact they have followed, believed, supported and voted for the least Christian people on Earth?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/videos/president-pope-wrong-hannity-suggests-023328402.html

‘The President Is Right, The Pope Is Wrong’: Hannity Suggests Leo Has ‘Totally Lost Sight of the Bible and Its Teachings’

Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the...

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