if weโ€™ve brought back global pandemics, titanic disasters, railroad strikes, a King of England and Russian coups, we should also get to bring back the parts of the 20th century where they had cocaine in the soda and a minimum wage earner could buy a family home
@VeryBadLlama I want the part where presidents had to resign after a scandal and where dictators where hung on gas stations...
@VeryBadLlama itโ€™s a boring rerun and the writing for these retreads is dull, at best.

@VeryBadLlama net thing you gonna demand your votes to actually count and corporate donors to be shunned upon...

#sarcasm aside, all #VictimlessCrimes including #DrugProhibitions must not only be canceled but all past convictions be annuled and people rehabilitated and paid reparations for the opression if not incarceration suffered...

@VeryBadLlama Last century we had the roaring '20s this century we're getting the disastrous '20s... Nothing in this decade is going to surprise me!

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Not a fan of the colas, but a real minimum wage is a top notch idea.

@kevinrns @VeryBadLlama but consider, if we put cocaine back in soda, how much more energy everyone would have to produce value for our corporate overlords!
@VeryBadLlama maybe not the cocainw but the wage yes

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It's ยซthe second time as farceยป part that gets us.

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@VeryBadLlama Looking forward to this centuryโ€™s version of radioactive health drinks that make your jaw fall off
@VeryBadLlama you could get elected to office running on this platform
@VeryBadLlama And radium. I want my radium toothpaste.
@VeryBadLlama Hahahahahahaha! Hilarious! ๐Ÿ‘‘
@VeryBadLlama to be fair, we've got legal weed in Canada ๐Ÿ˜…
@VeryBadLlama let's bring back the part where rail transportation was really good in the US!
@VeryBadLlama like how there actually were trains
And streetcars
Instead of just HIGHWAYS and AUTOMOBILES
@VeryBadLlama I would settle for dresses with pockets and minimum wage being livable wage for a family

@VeryBadLlama You could beat someone who wants to care over the head every day with the truth, but the reality of American home ownership is #Economics everyone supports or ignores, beginning with the intense resistance to building.

https://www.sightline.org/2021/03/25/yes-other-countries-do-housing-better-case-1-japan/

Yes, Other Countries Do Housing Better, Case 1: Japan

Political lessons from ten nations about building affordable, low-carbon neighborhoods.

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I genuinely wish that he were only the king of England. But I also felt like that about his mother being queen as well.
@VeryBadLlama I expect next up on the agenda of History Repeating to be "Black Thursday"(which, due to timezone shift, is named "Black Friday" in Europe - Not to be confused with the Amazon thingy - one of those things where translation failed...)
@VeryBadLlama @12 Youโ€™re forgetting the literal heroin cough syrup. It was once thought to be a less addictive alternative to codeine, incredibly, although Iโ€™ll bet the company selling it probably knew that was BS.

@VeryBadLlama There was a super important series of events between these two periods when labor unions had enough of the BS and started really fucking shit up.

What I'm saying is Solidarity fucking Forever

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Cocaine in soda = energy drinks

Only one left to go!

@benjaminallocco @VeryBadLlama My grandmother was born in 1894 and took in infants that were called โ€œwelfare babiesโ€. She told me that she used to rub Laudanum on their gums when they were teething. They were all very happy babies.
@VeryBadLlama Gotta wait another 30 to 60 years for some of those requests...
@VeryBadLlama Don't forget the part where entheogens were legal. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entheogen
Entheogen - Wikipedia

@VeryBadLlama you had me at coke in Coke
@VeryBadLlama Well, it looks like child labor might be making a comeback. *Brรผno laugh* Ach-ya or Nish Nish?
@VeryBadLlama need that 1920s income so I can train my own killer whale to ride around and sink yachts thanks.
@VeryBadLlama Well, I know a lot of people are starting to take pre-workout before work to increase endurance. I'd imagine someone in the future thinking that's as bad or worse than cocaine.
@VeryBadLlama Look... you get the part of the redux you were delt... no cherry picking the New Deal or Overthrowing Dictators for you... just take what you get... ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ™ƒ
@VeryBadLlama Oh no no, you don't get to get that. Just like the "coup" -- all we get the second time is a regurgitated, watered-down imitation of what was before. โ€‹
@VeryBadLlama Now that makes me wonder if the 1950s boom was just a cocaine induced fantasy...
@VeryBadLlama yes I remember those days like it was #yesterday or maybe just a dream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsp63GYPcT4
My Heart Will Go On (Kazoo Cover)

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@VeryBadLlama @indigenous_commentator no to the cocaine in the soda, yes to the minimum wage earner having a home
@VeryBadLlama Also, less red tape around opium and amphetamines. And massive state investment in railroads. And using a bunch less power overall.