Matt Palmer

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Recovering sysadmin, technology lover, crypto(graphy!) nerd, he/him.
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From the "wisdom of the crowds" department: a CAPTCHA just required me to mark a shut-off valve as a fire hydrant in order to pass, presumably because enough people don't know the difference that the training data has become corrupted to the point of uselessness.
Modern technology is so great. Record a video, have it sync to iCloud, voila! You can't receive email any more. This is absolutely the dystopian cyberpunk future we were promised.
Achievement unlocked: got my first solicitation to act as an "interview proxy" (take job interviews for other people). I cannot imagine how that could possibly be a bad idea...

Winter is over forever!

"F1 driver smashes into groundhog during Canadian Grand Prix session

"A groundhog is killed and an F1 car heavily damaged after a collision during practice for the Canadian Grand Prix."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05-23/f1-canadian-grand-prix-alex-albon-hits-groundhog/106714132

F1 driver smashes into groundhog during Canadian Grand Prix session

A groundhog is killed and an F1 car heavily damaged after a collision during practice for the Canadian Grand Prix.

RE: https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/116618194651336299

"You're standing at the craps table in a plausible-syntax casino, telling the dice they're wrong and to try again." Okay, that one is going into my fortune database!

LLMs can do a lot of the work people are tasked with doing on a regular basis, because a lot of the work people do is bullshit. The majority of what we do isn't to achieve any goal, it's a way to distribute just enough wealth to keep things calm while keeping us all too busy to actually make things better.

We aren't paid to make stuff or do things. We're paid not to riot. Elites used to know that. The fact that they've forgotten how the machine works is evident in its current implosion, and will only become more obvious as they forget the one thing that actually keeps them safe.

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.

this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

AI is not coming for your jobs in the same way outsourcing wasn't. The extraction class are coming for your job, not autocorrect, or some unspecified foreign nation, the people who make the decisions, or set things up to make them possible are managers and CEOs, politicians and VC. Keep that in mind when the anger bubbles over and never, ever let them redirect you towards anyone else.

All those people saying “I was skeptical of AI, until I tried Claude and I was amazed that it could tell me this and this and this” sound just like

“I was skeptical of psychics, but then Madame Fortuna told me something only my dead wife would know!”

Human perception has certain well-documented flaws that confidence men prey upon, and you are not immune from these