Satire article idea:
"President Trump Orders Giant Hole Blown in Roof of Kennedy Center"
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Satire article idea:
"President Trump Orders Giant Hole Blown in Roof of Kennedy Center"
Mandatory
One note: the President of the United States is a felon, a rapist, and is increasingly likely to be either a pedophile, involved in child sex trafficking, or both.
As much as the US has sucked over the years, we were still a liberal democracy that could serve as a guide towards the steady march for rights. That is over, and has been since 2015 or 16.
The march for liberties began and continued until it was violently shoved to the ground and dragged into the dark.
We have to rescue it.
There are Lefties out there who need to hear this: stop fucking fighting with each other over specific ideals or platforms when we have actual existential problems to solve right now. We have to be pragmatic. Before anything else matters, the fash problem needs to come first.
Allies aren't friends. You don't have to like or trust them. But you need them as much as they need you when the entire planet is in crisis.
We're at the "unite or die" phase here.
Stop. Bickering.
It's tough to find info on the USAF kid now (surprise surprise) but his name is Christian Stephens. He could have lost a LOT more by doing what he did, and he did it anyway. That is what courage is - knowing the cost and doing the right thing regardless.
Members from the armed forces must understand that unlawful actions will follow them forever. We won't forget.
The truth is: It's better to be dishonorably discharged as a man of courage than to be honorably discharged as a coward.
Wild seeing US troops laying out a red carpet for a war criminal while Russians look on with smarmy expressions. At the same time we've got the NG illegally deploying to DC and we've already had Marines operating and assisting on arrests on US soil.
It's truly amazing when a twinky 19 y/o airman had more guts than all of the Marines put together by calling this BS admin out on tiktok.
Mamdani has Liberals acting like Republicans did when Obama got elected. Lots of masks slipping; be sure to take note.
The reality of America is that too many would rather see a known jackass in power than a brown guy with stances that go against the grain. To most, the unfamiliar is scarier than a status quo that crushes people under it.
For Leftists, Liberals need to be viewed strictly as allies, not friends. This is who they are, and they will not help us if the cards are down.
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This epic fantasy series is an exploration of what it means to be alive, as well as the emotional and mental impact of being a part of a world that is rapidly falling apart. When the dust settles, can any truly retain their sanity?
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#introduction time! My name is JD McLucas, co-author and writer of the @Odenseye series! We're releasing the first book this August, so I figured I'd better try to be less antisocial :P
About me: I'm heavily inspired by Tolkien and Salvatore, with some George Lucas mixed in for good measure. My cats are amazing and I can beat you at Mario Party
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