if we’ve brought back global pandemics, titanic disasters, railroad strikes, a King of England and Russian coups, we should also get to bring back the parts of the 20th century where they had cocaine in the soda and a minimum wage earner could buy a family home

@VeryBadLlama

Cocaine in soda = energy drinks

Only one left to go!

@benjaminallocco @VeryBadLlama My grandmother was born in 1894 and took in infants that were called “welfare babies”. She told me that she used to rub Laudanum on their gums when they were teething. They were all very happy babies.