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Roxi Horror 💀🌸MY BRAIN: We have an appointment later
ME: Okay, I'd like to be productive this morning
MY BRAIN: We'd prefer to wait for the appointment
ME: But I wanted to be productive-
MY BRAIN: Too bad, we are busy waiting for the appointment
nerdybutcute
Booger@roxiqt “I can’t work, I have a meeting in three hours.”
Essjay 🏳️🌈 
Mine as well.
Indigo Haze@roxiqt please do not transcribe my internal monologs on the interwebz, pls. ;)
Deb has moved! (see profile) 🇨🇦@roxiqt
ADHD Brain: so, next client call is at 14:00.
Eyes: um, are you sure? (squints at phone)
Brain: yes, yes, 14:00. I've set an alarm. See?!
Eyes: (squints) um ...
Brain: I'm off now, will be back responsibly early for 14:00.
13:45, client in inbox: Hello? Are we meeting? What's up?
Eyes: (squinting, but meanly this time)
Brain: (s***) #gahh #failureBow
gnaddrig@roxiqt
Can relate.
Can relate.
LibertyForward1@roxiqt Jesus christ this is too relatable
#MajorCannabisGrouch@LibertyForward1 @roxiqt
You could replace Jesus Christ with Hitler's tit's, and I still have a winner there, I believe!
You could replace Jesus Christ with Hitler's tit's, and I still have a winner there, I believe!
Jules@roxiqt i feel so called out right now 
Coprolite9000ME: Appointment's tomorrow morning! I'll be able to get up early and have plenty of time to sort stuff out beforehand.
MY BRAIN: You didn't want to *sleep*, did you?
MB@roxiqt me every day
Darwin Woodka@roxiqt DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE APPOINTMENT
Alan 🏴🇪🇺🏳️🌈
Serene 117@roxiqt adhd strikes again!!!
Justin Maxwell@roxiqt every time
BrainPilgrim
Dr Otter@roxiqt I'm in this toot and I hate it 
Charlie Mcintosh@roxiqt
currently experiencing
me: great, we had a midday appointment and now we can be productive
brain: we were productive. remember that appointment?
me: yeah, but that’s don…
brain: and when we were there we scheduled another appointment. that’s two productives. we’re done for the day
me: but that’s…
brain: for surgery prep! are you not hearing me? that’s big. WE. ARE. DONE.
Swagpuss McG@roxiqt my brain: what appointment
Ash Chudgar@roxiqt Have never felt so seen
Christina Mother of Spiders@roxiqt every damn day. Executive dysfunction slapping my brain with its empty briefcase.
Farah@roxiqt this is too accurate!!
ryn@roxiqt Literally me every time!
JadeRobin@roxiqt oof is this another sign I have ADHD? This happens to me so much.
Paul Williams@roxiqt I am in this toot and I don’t like it. 🙃
Jaycie@roxiqt Absolutely called me out on this.
EPD Total Landscaping@roxiqt ME: Starts being productive, misses appointment.
`Da Elf@roxiqt That's WAY to close to home.
Oblomov@roxiqt I'm in this toot and I don't like it
Söllner 
@roxiqt omg, I didn’t know that this kind of behavior on almost everything had a name lol, well, it’s brain draining waiting for appointments and visualizing yourself on them and planning and thinking about it one million times, even if it never go as planned.
Al ⁂
Supportive Tree-based lifeform@roxiqt
Stress: Please do the thing, its important
Awareness:
There is a cat here
Emotional core:
He looks sad, maybe he needs a treat
Executive Function: Looks like you've been outvoted, besides we still have time *looks at analog watch with no hands*
Englien@roxiqt worst is when you try to trick your brain and make first of the morning appointments. then you’re just stuck up all night, like I am right now! fun times, thanks brain
Nathalie@roxiqt Same thing happens when I don’t have anything to do until the appointment, I can’t fully relax until it’s over.
ⅅasⓦarⓚeinℍuhn@roxiqt yup, that's me
♪ Octavia con Amore ♬@roxiqt Good ol' adhd holding pattern, eh?
Katie J Lee@roxiqt after the appointment
Brain: there is no time for anything else. The appointment was today's sole To Do list item.
:: Retires for rest of the day ::
Torrone 🥔 🍄Why are our brains doing this? 🥲
Effie Seiberg@roxiqt if the appointment is canceled, I STILL can't be productive because brain has allocated Appointment Time and that's that
Deb E Howell, writer@roxiqt Yep.
Apparently this means I may be under the ADHD umbrella?
Steve Hammond✒️ 📚🔭📹 🏴@roxiqt
Also: I can't be productive right now, because I have something enjoyable on at the weekend which I can't stop worrying about.
Also: I can't be productive right now, because I have something enjoyable on at the weekend which I can't stop worrying about.
Buy nothing new@roxiqt We must be related
Kanrei🍃@roxiqt :,3 Yeah that's how I feel.
Ross McKayIt me!
Dragonhead@roxiqt Yeeeaahh.. that's why I try my best to schedule appointments in the morning.
Wade Wainio@roxiqt ME: I'd like to speak to my HR department-
HollieK@roxiqt After the appointment.
ME: Can we be productive now?
MY BRAIN: No, we're tired out from the appointment.
Ren@roxiqt yes this so much. I hate this *so* much
Jim@roxiqt This is very true.
David Crooks 🏳️🌈@roxiqt @kindjourneys I am in this picture and I don’t like it
Lorelei@roxiqt I feel seen! 🤣🤣🤣
Elisabeth Anderson 
@roxiqt This is *exactly* me. On Sunday I had a meeting at 16:00. I woke up at 8:00 and my brain decided I should just sit around and wait for the meeting.
Lot⁴⁹@roxiqt Before I retired I'd have stuff to do all day, meetings, appointments, calls, etc. Now it feels like one dentist appointment fills up the whole week.
Tanel Põder@roxiqt This happens to me too. That's why I try to have no appointments at all (or consolidate them to a specific day of the week). Not always successful though
Bracken@roxiqt mine's different:
MY BRAIN: We have an appointment later
ME: Okay, I'd like to be productive this morning
MY BRAIN: Okay
ME: I actually achieved something today, now when is that meeting?
MY BRAIN: 3 hours ago
Denny KozlovBrain: Grocery delivery alert!
Me: dude, that's five hours away.
Brain: Must be on alert for every single "item unavailable" ping! Alert alert alert!
Me: <assorted expletives>