Mastodawn

MY BRAIN: We have an appointment later

ME: Okay, I'd like to be productive this morning

MY BRAIN: We'd prefer to wait for the appointment

ME: But I wanted to be productive-

MY BRAIN: Too bad, we are busy waiting for the appointment

@roxiqt
ADHD Brain: so, next client call is at 14:00.

Eyes: um, are you sure? (squints at phone)

Brain: yes, yes, 14:00. I've set an alarm. See?!

Eyes: (squints) um ...

Brain: I'm off now, will be back responsibly early for 14:00.

13:45, client in inbox: Hello? Are we meeting? What's up?

Eyes: (squinting, but meanly this time)