MY BRAIN: We have an appointment later

ME: Okay, I'd like to be productive this morning

MY BRAIN: We'd prefer to wait for the appointment

ME: But I wanted to be productive-

MY BRAIN: Too bad, we are busy waiting for the appointment

@roxiqt
currently experiencing

me: great, we had a midday appointment and now we can be productive

brain: we were productive. remember that appointment?

me: yeah, but that’s don…

brain: and when we were there we scheduled another appointment. that’s two productives. we’re done for the day

me: but that’s…

brain: for surgery prep! are you not hearing me? that’s big. WE. ARE. DONE.