MY BRAIN: We have an appointment later
ME: Okay, I'd like to be productive this morning
MY BRAIN: We'd prefer to wait for the appointment
ME: But I wanted to be productive-
MY BRAIN: Too bad, we are busy waiting for the appointment
MY BRAIN: We have an appointment later
ME: Okay, I'd like to be productive this morning
MY BRAIN: We'd prefer to wait for the appointment
ME: But I wanted to be productive-
MY BRAIN: Too bad, we are busy waiting for the appointment
Brain: Grocery delivery alert!
Me: dude, that's five hours away.
Brain: Must be on alert for every single "item unavailable" ping! Alert alert alert!
Me: <assorted expletives>