when peace comes at last, children play on the old battlefields and don't think of what came before them
joker would be so f...
bourdain
minions
what is left
can't believe i didn't realise i was gay right then
arise,
bear market
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navy
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the ideological opposite of a catgirl
pilot
nothing wrong with me
just like in anime
understanding a newspaper political cartoon
werewolf youtuber
peaceio
tinder
fingers in his ass sunday
promhe/theyus
ways to look more angelic
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we come to cum
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ska punk forever
if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he may answer
exceeding all expectations
the emperor's new clothes but in reverse
studying for the bechdel test
joan of arc
new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks
tumblr learns about the big wide world: a collection
you dropped your dick, man
bear 4 bear content
salukis
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richard dawkins
mad dad hour
debussy
message to all bitches
unknow it
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talking heads songs
oracle
the boys
the cardinal
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the dimension where nightmares live
as a woman and a scrappy fan
traditional english dishes
star wars name
are you gonna eat all that
jod
there was room for draco in the minivan
@stavvers Harry Potter and the Collapsing Island, Martin Scorsese's best film since Goncharov (1973)
@stavvers this sounds twice as memorable as the actual plot AND it has 100% more minivans, win-win
@mynotaurus RIGHT? bigot wizard lady could never
@stavvers ooh I've not had a marmy klemp since I was little
@aaronhowe they're crap now because of the sugar tax
@stavvers Sadly so. Back then you could walk into any branch of Stanley's Klemps and you knew you'd get the same quality whether you were in Basildon, Little Oakshed or Scarfolk; now you have to make them at home if you can even get the licensing for it. Sad times.
@aaronhowe @stavvers
I'm stranglers
@floppyplopper @stavvers You seemed like the type tbf. I've never been accustomed to the terror spicing, but maybe I need to try again now my taste buds are more matured.
@stavvers @aaronhowe Anyone else hankering for a Marmite Butterscotch Surprise?
@cstross @stavvers they don't thicken the way they used to though

@stavvers it means he can take a rainbow

And wrap it in a sigh

Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie.

(But in a slutty way)

And also he has poor circulation

@stavvers love the user names here. Very creative
@stavvers all cat-police are bastards
@stavvers One of my friends, with German ancestry, told me a former boyfriend of hers used to refer to them as East and West Berlin.
@stavvers that’s pretty much everyone’s range of emotions isn’t it?
@stavvers I heard Byrne singing them. Could easily be Talking Heads lyrics.
@stavvers So my joker origin is realizing despite how much I hate the grinch, I'm bottom left on that chart, so I shall become... THE GUNCH!
@stavvers Oh my god all my Facebook posts are going to start with this now.
@stavvers this makes me even angrier about the fact that we spent half of my first ever music lesson in school learning the correct way to draw a treble clef.
@The4thCircle omg same, and because of that I can probably draw a better one than literally any of them, an entirely useless skill
@stavvers I'm calling it, this makes us better composers than any of those try hards.
@The4thCircle @stavvers
It needs to indicate the G, Beethoven's is a perfectly good G-clef. Sorry I'm taking this seriously.

@floppyplopper

I never knew that. What is the bass clef meant to look like/indicate?

@The4thCircle

You can see some of the early forms of the G-clef when you scroll down to the history.

@The4thCircle
I asked around my work recently and I'm one of only 2 people who can read music. Deeply sad, all of the knowledge and culture locked away in not participatory social norms.
@floppyplopper
I'd love to learn to read music and play music, and draw, and sculpt and speak French and German and Swedish... But there's only so many hours in the day you know?
@The4thCircle
so long as you do one of those things that's great!
@floppyplopper reading now about how these symbols developed I'm actually questioning some of these clefs even more. They don't seem to be specifying a single line. Some of them have a main loop which barely contains the G line or contains multiple lines...

@The4thCircle
I think this is all manuscript, it just needs to be legible to a publisher who probably is used to interpreting rough manuscripts. If it was for performance that would may be different. These are unambiguously good G-clefs for what they need to do.

Mozart composed freehand and simply published with very few corrections. Very different to the manuscript of an author which would have gone through several revisions.

@stavvers oh god this is brilliant!
@susan_lanigan If I ever met OP, I would not just shake her hand, but curtsey to her
@stavvers I'd love a Gen X equivalent, they're even worse than the boomer dads.
@stavvers Mix up They Might Be Giants and the Foo Fighters
@susan_lanigan oh my GOD the fun you could have by declaring everything Nirvana
@stavvers or everything Nirvana something else. Lithium by REM
@susan_lanigan Could get extra fun by ALWAYS switching nirvana/foo fighters and then innocently pointing out 'look, Grohl is in the band right' "yeah" 'so it's gotta be [whichever is incorrect out of nirvana/foo fighters] right?' and then mute the screams of anguish and rage.
@susan_lanigan @stavvers I'm 52, father of two; my youngest is 19. My generation is mostly a bunch of assholes who swore they'd never turn out like their parents, but did anyways. I love how the younger generations troll the hell out of my generation and older. It makes my day hearing things like this