Another Angry Woman
imitation seawater (too long to fully alt-text, screenreader users can enjoy the whole thing here: https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/673574124323586048/derinthescarletpescatarian )
when peace comes at last, children play on the old battlefields and don't think of what came before them
if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he may answer
Griff Ferrell calckey
Shu Daizi
Lawrence
Garrett McCullough@stavvers I once asked at work if I could post a flyer for a community production of the Vagina Monologues and the HR woman said it wasn't appropriate 🙄
Jingle Bats Rock@stavvers it is never not 1996 in my mind
@Marquise_de_carabats A golden era
DJDarren@stavvers How many members of a ska band does it take to change a lightbulb?
4.
One to try and do it, and when they drop the bulb, three more to pick it up pick it up pick it up.
LisaH@stavvers Thank you. This gave me my first smile and laugh all day :-)
brocolie (tots not a vampire)@stavvers well, it's true
Chazz Michael-Michaels 
Alyssa Miller 🛩️ 
@stavvers proudly shared by the C*nt Council I see
@stavvers the message I'm receiving is "do not trust people who don't put garlic in everything", which I find reasonable
Developing Stacy 
@stavvers this says to me that Italy historically had a huge vampire problem at one time and they centred their entire culture around eradicating them all.
Shinydan@stavvers Have to say, this a) isn't what I thought I was looking up, and b) puts the humble Cherry Bakewell into a new light
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/saint-agatha-breast-cakes
@Shinydan I do love the cockle bread legend, it's so fucking *weird*
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
@stavvers hover in the air, rotating ominously
Max™@stavvers That was one of my favorite things about the clips I've seen from No Way Home: the three dweebs doing the meme (and Garfield because come on, he's great) pointing.
peter@stavvers My wife's friend saw her cousin's husband on grindr.
Merle, Queen of CrimeThis one is literally my signoff for the tabletop stream I do with friends. "Always make like a polite werewolf...lycansubscribe."
JaZon@stavvers (btw, your image description has a typo in the punchline)
McTwist has moved@stavvers Let the bodies hit the floor.