Another Angry Woman
imitation seawater (too long to fully alt-text, screenreader users can enjoy the whole thing here: https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/673574124323586048/derinthescarletpescatarian )
when peace comes at last, children play on the old battlefields and don't think of what came before them
Shinydan@stavvers Have to say, this a) isn't what I thought I was looking up, and b) puts the humble Cherry Bakewell into a new light
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/saint-agatha-breast-cakes
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
@stavvers hover in the air, rotating ominously
Max™@stavvers That was one of my favorite things about the clips I've seen from No Way Home: the three dweebs doing the meme (and Garfield because come on, he's great) pointing.
peter@stavvers My wife's friend saw her cousin's husband on grindr.
Merle, Queen of CrimeThis one is literally my signoff for the tabletop stream I do with friends. "Always make like a polite werewolf...lycansubscribe."
JaZon@stavvers (btw, your image description has a typo in the punchline)
McTwist has moved@stavvers Let the bodies hit the floor.
Phil Hartup@stavvers That's top tier wingman work.
Sylvhem@stavvers *takes notes*
Aby & the Axolotls ꒰(˶• ᴗ •˶)꒱@stavvers - a while ago I decided to start agreeing with men on dating sites when they gave me a compliment - I just say 'yes', and wew boi, do they get angry.
I came to the conclusion that most men are giving compliments to make people feel indebted to them.
@aby oh that is DEFINITELY it
Sean Lake: famous ballet 
@stavvers OH HUH. I think my instinct is to go straight into “don’t put yourself down, I’m sure you have more to offer than that!” mode, and it usually turns out that under the sad boy facade, there’s another, much sadder boy who seems very surprised to be in the conversation all of a sudden.
@stavvers I should probably not still be so shocked by this point in my aroace life that I’ve been unknowingly responding to toxic flirting with like, pep talks? No wonder people seem so taken aback, I guess.
Mastodon Quixote 🫠@stavvers woah, mustard is navy yellow
Kebo Kitanari@stavvers I can just feel the “incredibly insecure about their hobby and feels the need to justify it to everyone” energy from this. Have a cookie. Art is rad. But also navy red
Pete Prodoehl 🍕@stavvers Something’s arising! 😂
Bob Jamieson@stavvers Is it any different from men letting their dick choose their men. It`s all about ensuring the future of humans. Like women becoming broody - if you were thinking about morning sickness or carrying a 5 - 6 lb human around in your belly, would the incentive be the same?