Another Angry Woman
Bethany Black@stavvers I adore this post so much.
And to the first reply I had kind of the opposite happen, I once ordered a huge silicone gun because I had some large sized tubes of sealant, and the seller wrapped it as such that it looked like I’d bought a 24” dildo with an 8” girth. The postman thought it was hilarious
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Moose Jolly Holcomb
Danielle ★ Danvers
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Ultra Violet 
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Sev Hellringer
APT Ate My Homework
S T E L L A R 
Peeble streamer on Doop 🟥🟨
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Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑
Clifton RoystonThe Welsh flag case is a particularly great one though - last time I saw it referenced, it diverged into an observation that the Welsh dragon as represented on the flag used to have a visible dick, but it doesn't any more.
Conclusion: The Welsh dragon is a trans woman icon.
[Yaseenist] CauseOfBSOD@stavvers someone you know could be welsh
think before you spread hate
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Missus and I were once discussing the (new to us) concept of being unipolar and she pauses for a second, growls "I feel shitty" then flexes like she's about to go Super Saiyan and adds "REAL SHITTY!" and that's kinda what those stories remind me of.
It also nearly made me cough up a lung laughing.
aaron "Tuppence"@stavvers oh god that's triggered me of the time I met a guy for *ahem* a gentleman's dalliance and he ordered ten fucking shots at Starbucks in a venti cup like that was just normal. "It's okay, they know me" he says like Piotr at the cafe in Utopia.
Did not dally until the second meeting, I was so freaked out.
El Diablo Roboc 😈🤖
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The Chaotic Good 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🖖@stavvers as someone who both loves coffee* and has #longqtsyndrome #lqts, I am already getting heart palpitations reading this. In fact, I’m pretty sure it would kill me. We once had someone ask for an 8-shot coffee.**
*my cardiologist is aware and while he’d rather I don’t have lots of caffeine we have an agreement about one coffee a day, made at home.
**yes, I once too worked at a Starbucks while at college, 20 years ago. It was in the square mile of London.
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Merle, Queen of CrimeThis one is literally my signoff for the tabletop stream I do with friends. "Always make like a polite werewolf...lycansubscribe."
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