@stavvers weirdly I once tried chatting up a woman and fucked it up so badly as one thing led to another her husband left her for me, and I spent 6 months in a relationship with the guy.
I’m so glad in the end I married my flatmate who I could UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES DATE, according to all my friends.
@stavvers I adore this post so much.
And to the first reply I had kind of the opposite happen, I once ordered a huge silicone gun because I had some large sized tubes of sealant, and the seller wrapped it as such that it looked like I’d bought a 24” dildo with an 8” girth. The postman thought it was hilarious
@stavvers
Missus and I were once discussing the (new to us) concept of being unipolar and she pauses for a second, growls "I feel shitty" then flexes like she's about to go Super Saiyan and adds "REAL SHITTY!" and that's kinda what those stories remind me of.
It also nearly made me cough up a lung laughing.