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jesus

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discourse from the year 2043

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frieza's greatest power

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the bird on the branch

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tumblr discourse sampler

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interspecies romance

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imitation seawater (too long to fully alt-text, screenreader users can enjoy the whole thing here: https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/673574124323586048/derinthescarletpescatarian )

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Well, there’s another few steps, of course. Because at some point, operating along lines of logic that worked out perfectly so far, you did decide to be a mammal. A mammal is a machine for adapting...

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how to summon a concerned lesbian

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with the vampire

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when peace comes at last, children play on the old battlefields and don't think of what came before them

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bourdain

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minions

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can't believe i didn't realise i was gay right then

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bear market

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buppy

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the ideological opposite of a catgirl

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pilot

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just like in anime

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understanding a newspaper political cartoon

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fingers in his ass sunday

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breadsts

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pedestrian

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we come to cum

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scrumptious darling boy

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ska punk forever

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if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he may answer

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exceeding all expectations

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the emperor's new clothes but in reverse

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studying for the bechdel test

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joan of arc

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new cryptid: exhausted woman at starbucks

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tumblr learns about the big wide world: a collection

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you dropped your dick, man

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bear 4 bear content

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salukis

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KayhrynTink Dec 15, 2022

Ah one of ME former Universities

~The Home of the #Salukis

ME liked it as a school #Mascot🐶

Coach Dec 15, 2022

@stavvers #siusalukis

QuintinForbes Dec 15, 2022

@stavvers I'm thinking Debbie McGee. To be fair, from a certain angle, I can pass for a golden retriever.

🍉Dec 14, 2022

@stavvers omg, I made the best of tumblr mega-thread

Another Angry Woman Dec 14, 2022

@mirahimage you've Arrived

Bethany Black Dec 14, 2022

@stavvers I adore this post so much.

And to the first reply I had kind of the opposite happen, I once ordered a huge silicone gun because I had some large sized tubes of sealant, and the seller wrapped it as such that it looked like I’d bought a 24” dildo with an 8” girth. The postman thought it was hilarious

Another Angry Woman Dec 14, 2022

@BethanyBlack oh NO

midwitch Dec 14, 2022

@stavvers that last comment, 🤣😂, poor guy. 🤗

Moose Jolly Holcomb Dec 14, 2022

@stavvers politely but awkwardly returning someone's lost dick is what it means to live in a society.

Danielle ★ Danvers Dec 14, 2022

Luus Dec 14, 2022

@stavvers nudging a lost dick over with barely a word is peak masc solidarity

elizabeth veldon Dec 15, 2022

@stavvers that was wonderful.

Max™Dec 15, 2022

@stavvers I honestly hope someone bought the dude a beer for handling that EXACTLY correctly "uh... you dropped your dick, man" *nudge* was perfect, bravo!

🌹🏴Dec 21, 2022

@stavvers my sidez just split.

Sev Hellringer Dec 21, 2022

@stavvers The nonchalance makes that easily the best story ever

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@stavvers omg I am absolutely HOWLING at this thread 🤣

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@stavvers just imagine being the guy in the other cubicle. Just minding your own business trying to survive the aftermath of last night's chilli and suddenly there's a giant ass rubber dong rolling over your feet

@stavvers i hate when mine does that

Peeble streamer on Doop 🟥🟨Dec 14, 2022

@stavvers I'd ask what they're learning in school but...

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@Wildheart_Baby I learned recently (from tumblr) that apparently USians don't even get taught about other countries at school until they're about 12.

Peeble streamer on Doop 🟥🟨Dec 14, 2022

@stavvers well that tracks.

John H Dec 14, 2022

@stavvers Glorious. It's the indignant tone that gets me. The immediate assumption of bad faith. There's something very… *Tumblr* about it

Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑Dec 14, 2022

@stavvers it's like education but horrifying.

Clifton Royston Dec 15, 2022

The Welsh flag case is a particularly great one though - last time I saw it referenced, it diverged into an observation that the Welsh dragon as represented on the flag used to have a visible dick, but it doesn't any more.

Conclusion: The Welsh dragon is a trans woman icon.

[Yaseenist] CauseOfBSOD Oct 6, 2024

@stavvers someone you know could be welsh

think before you spread hate

Max™Dec 14, 2022

@stavvers
Missus and I were once discussing the (new to us) concept of being unipolar and she pauses for a second, growls "I feel shitty" then flexes like she's about to go Super Saiyan and adds "REAL SHITTY!" and that's kinda what those stories remind me of.

It also nearly made me cough up a lung laughing.

Griff Ferrell calckey Dec 13, 2022

@stavvers that is brilliant :amongus_hyper_kiss:

Shu Daizi Dec 13, 2022

@stavvers This is deviously clever in the best ways.

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@SDZ they are my hero

Jingle Bats Rock Dec 13, 2022

@stavvers it is never not 1996 in my mind

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@Marquise_de_carabats A golden era

brocolie (tots not a vampire)Dec 12, 2022

@stavvers well, it's true

Chazz Michael-Michaels

@stavvers 😂👏

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@theguy I want to shake the hand of whoever did this

Chazz Michael-Michaels

@stavvers absolutely

Alyssa Miller 🛩️

nyancat_rainbow

@stavvers proudly shared by the C*nt Council I see

Jingle Bats Rock Dec 12, 2022

@stavvers the message I'm receiving is "do not trust people who don't put garlic in everything", which I find reasonable

Developing Stacy

@stavvers this says to me that Italy historically had a huge vampire problem at one time and they centred their entire culture around eradicating them all.

Max™Dec 11, 2022

@stavvers That was one of my favorite things about the clips I've seen from No Way Home: the three dweebs doing the meme (and Garfield because come on, he's great) pointing.