Another Angry Woman
if you go knocking on enough doors asking to see the devil, eventually he may answer
L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ
oh yes (sickos mode)
Jo (she/they)
Eliza@stavvers
Jesus: Can BE garlic bread
🤭
Manitcor@stavvers for knitting/sewing hobby and crafts that's practically normal turnaround. At least they didn't suddenly die. Seems to be an issue in those hobbies even for the young and healthy.
Børge@stavvers This is very relatable
Dan Morgan 
@stavvers I have had managers that approached their jobs that way. Delay making a decision until a decision was no longer necessary.
Ninkasi@stavvers that is sassy.
DadsForSensibleCurfews@stavvers this is so relatable
DoctorEmm
Jesú Estrada (they/them/elle)@stavvers What? That shit is too funny. Maybe they are getting high or something. Ha ha.
Seriously, stop it seals! Stop it!
Skiriki Fyxe
T. Kingfisher
jigbean@stavvers My nose hurt just reading that. 😄 @blindboyboatclub I feel like you might find this interesting, Blindboy.
Dr Ro Smith@stavvers I love that story so damn much.
DanB@stavvers Just say no to eel!
@stavvers I’m going to bookmark this post and read it again whenever I need to cheer up.
The Bear (Stephen Rodda)@stavvers just put the hands the other way around...
LoremasterPhil@stavvers someone I know has Book Worm
Dr Brooke Magnanti@stavvers I'm not even in food service anymore and I kind of always wanted BAKE CAKE on my knuckles
But that possibly sets higher expectations of both quality and frequency than I would be willing to commit to
@belledejour_uk if you're making it a new year's resolution...
John H@stavvers Harry Potter and the Collapsing Island, Martin Scorsese's best film since Goncharov (1973)
Myno 🐀@stavvers this sounds twice as memorable as the actual plot AND it has 100% more minivans, win-win
@mynotaurus RIGHT? bigot wizard lady could never
aaron "Tuppence"@stavvers ooh I've not had a marmy klemp since I was little
@aaronhowe they're crap now because of the sugar tax
@stavvers Sadly so. Back then you could walk into any branch of Stanley's Klemps and you knew you'd get the same quality whether you were in Basildon, Little Oakshed or Scarfolk; now you have to make them at home if you can even get the licensing for it. Sad times.
Angela Glansbury 🚽@floppyplopper @stavvers You seemed like the type tbf. I've never been accustomed to the terror spicing, but maybe I need to try again now my taste buds are more matured.
Charlie Stross@stavvers @aaronhowe Anyone else hankering for a Marmite Butterscotch Surprise?
Josh (he/his)@stavvers it means he can take a rainbow
And wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie.
(But in a slutty way)
And also he has poor circulation
Growth & Resilience@stavvers love the user names here. Very creative
Evan Prodromou@stavvers all cat-police are bastards
Mediajolt@stavvers One of my friends, with German ancestry, told me a former boyfriend of hers used to refer to them as East and West Berlin.
Jack@stavvers that’s pretty much everyone’s range of emotions isn’t it?
Outeast@stavvers I heard Byrne singing them. Could easily be Talking Heads lyrics.