Another Angry Woman
imitation seawater (too long to fully alt-text, screenreader users can enjoy the whole thing here: https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/673574124323586048/derinthescarletpescatarian )
Spiraltasticwhen peace comes at last, children play on the old battlefields and don't think of what came before them
Max™
peter
Merle, Queen of CrimeThis one is literally my signoff for the tabletop stream I do with friends. "Always make like a polite werewolf...lycansubscribe."
JaZon@stavvers (btw, your image description has a typo in the punchline)
McTwist has moved@stavvers Let the bodies hit the floor.
SPICY EVIL CAET🍬🍭🎄
Phil Hartup@stavvers That's top tier wingman work.
Sylvhem@stavvers *takes notes*
Aby & the Axolotls ꒰(˶• ᴗ •˶)꒱@stavvers - a while ago I decided to start agreeing with men on dating sites when they gave me a compliment - I just say 'yes', and wew boi, do they get angry.
I came to the conclusion that most men are giving compliments to make people feel indebted to them.
@aby oh that is DEFINITELY it
Sean Lake: famous ballet 
@stavvers OH HUH. I think my instinct is to go straight into “don’t put yourself down, I’m sure you have more to offer than that!” mode, and it usually turns out that under the sad boy facade, there’s another, much sadder boy who seems very surprised to be in the conversation all of a sudden.
@stavvers I should probably not still be so shocked by this point in my aroace life that I’ve been unknowingly responding to toxic flirting with like, pep talks? No wonder people seem so taken aback, I guess.
Mastodon Quixote 🫠@stavvers woah, mustard is navy yellow
Kebo Kitanari@stavvers I can just feel the “incredibly insecure about their hobby and feels the need to justify it to everyone” energy from this. Have a cookie. Art is rad. But also navy red
Pete Prodoehl 🍕@stavvers Something’s arising! 😂
Bob Jamieson@stavvers Is it any different from men letting their dick choose their men. It`s all about ensuring the future of humans. Like women becoming broody - if you were thinking about morning sickness or carrying a 5 - 6 lb human around in your belly, would the incentive be the same?
Shinydan@stavvers "and I'm hungry for more"?
Sinéad Redmond@stavvers how dare this infant
@sineadredmond I think about this post all the time, it is so tragic.
@stavvers Absolutely devastating. Such ignorance
Rust@stavvers #TeamSpike obviously
@stavvers oh my GOD
Aerliss@stavvers "while this show has some serious 90s vibes it's not bad"... excuse me, I need to go breathe into a paper bag for a while.
Dr Ro Smith@stavvers They... they... They DARE compare Edward vs Jacob to Spike vs Angel???
No, it's worse, they can barely even imagine that such a time existed.
They must not even be aware of the greatest ship name of all time: Spuffy.
The Duality of Xan@stavvers I keep a list of powerful lines from the internet, and this one definitely belongs among them.
@XanIndigo I hope you also have the Obama ones further up the thread!
@stavvers …possibly! There’s a lot to look through, and too much distilled Tumblr can have hallucinogenic effects.
nikkiana@stavvers HECK, I wasn't even a part of the BtVS fandom and even I know that was a very serious hill to die on. 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
AndyHat
Anne Ursu
Diane Ademu-John@stavvers oh my aching bones.
Crows call me Joan@stavvers Team Spike!
Kate Watson@stavvers I’m stuck on ‘seem like older men’. Um, you’ve understood the fundamental conceit of this franchise, yes?
Canageek (Roleplaying account)@rockario I FOUND IT
And now I can't remember what I needed it for
@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote
don@stavvers team Spike!!!
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@stavvers oh the naivete
TTimo@stavvers the feels. Yeah I guess I was Team Spike 🤣