Spiraltastic

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Apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all (she/her)
real housewives of cardassia
Fatal miscalculation by central government in assuming there is a single soul in Scotland who hates trans people more than they hate the English.
deducing the ingredients of the special secret sauce by going to the restaurant every week with a different allergy to see if they'll let you have it
Wait **suddenly thrashing as if seeking her way above water, or struggling to awake through heavy covers** WAIT **suddenly sits bolt upright, eyes wide** It would be completely reasonable for Tamsyn Muir to name the final Ninth book "John Dies at the End"
fucking grumpy
when peace comes at last, children play on the old battlefields and don't think of what came before them
Be the shitpost you want to see on feed.

For me, #Mastodon right now feels a little like the first season of #StarTrekDS9. Everyone bumbling around trying to work out how the place operates. The #Bajoran residents putting up with all the #Starfleet personnel arriving with their own rules and regulations. Nobody quite sure how the story is going to unfold. Unfamiliar user interfaces.

Consider me the sole remaining #Cardassian, inexplicably running a dress shop as cover for who the hell knows what.

yeah I don’t think we’re going to mars
One of my favourite cat things is where they walk up to you with a tiny chirp and then softly headbutt the nearest part of your body until you give them scritches at which point they just flop over and purr. It's such a "hey I missed you" gesture even if I last cuddled them an hour ago.