Another Angry Woman
the laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise
imitation seawater (too long to fully alt-text, screenreader users can enjoy the whole thing here: https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/673574124323586048/derinthescarletpescatarian )
Mark Power
Josh (he/his)
Deji
Þór Sigurðsson@stavvers That would be KÄKAR
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Advanced Persistent Teapot@stavvers it's the Jaws shark as drawn by The Oatmeal 😂
Sharkey!@stavvers that was a journey
Ingrid@stavvers i had one of those once but that was the orthodontist professor who just happened to be filling in for my surgeon fetching students to look at my naturally fucked up mouth
Yvonne Aburrow 🌻A related article:
https://www.themarginalian.org/2020/10/21/turing-natural-wonders/
Ezzy@stavvers anything with salt is NOT imitation sea water
L'égrégore André ꕭꕬ@stavvers I fully sympathize with Eggman and completely lost it at the haiku bot
miller_klein@stavvers it’s the recognition that Kermit and Miss Piggy are part of a sexually dimorphic species that rattled me. Never noticed that.
@miller_klein yeah, I just... cannot argue against it
Nadika: Trans-Lesbiab/Dique
Floaty GoodstuffThe Icelanders, once again, got there first: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Christmas_folklore#The_Yule_Cat
Micole@stavvers
Ouch ouch Ouch ouch!😆
Ouch ouch Ouch ouch!😆
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｜霜の狼｜人面獣心」🐺❄️@stavvers SASHA THE CHRISTMAS TIGER
¡a!n@stavvers plot twist: musk’s neuralink service takes 60% of the money, the record label takes the rest. Artist still doesn’t get paid
Ray@stavvers In 2043 it will be monetized.
Aunty Miche🛡🇺🇦
RDS (shawphd on Twitter)
Peeble streamer on Doop 🟥🟨@stavvers oh wow, hoo, I also was not ready for that photo.
Erin Snyder@stavvers If you accept stick-Jesus into your heart, you'll have life eternal. Unless you're a vampire. If you're a vampire and you accept stick-Jesus into your heart you'll lose life eternal.
Religion is complicated.
AJMac@stavvers You spoiled whippersnappers with your elf on the shelf, back in my day we only had Stick Jesus and we LIKED it
Meow.tar.gz 
@stavvers In life, there are few things that are absolute. Even in physics and mathematics, not everything is an absolute.
猫好きな人This is one of the best comebacks I’ve seen in ages
elizabeth veldon@stavvers perfection
@elizabethveldon really captures her
@stavvers not quite evil enough but it captures the essance.
Female-presenting nipples@stavvers I reckon she evaded taxes too
@FuchsiaShock fair point, although dear god I hope the fucking doesn't apply
leah & tigers & bears, oh my!@stavvers @FuchsiaShock she fucked an entire country, so maybe it does
Renalia - #1 pizza downloader@stavvers ...the thought that someone might also extend... THAT creature to the right necessarily including "fucks to survive" in ANY capacity is giving me massive anxiety spikes. oh god.