A ★★★½ review of Hellraiser (1987)

Pinhead's parents took all of two seconds to name him. Second choice- Braden.

还有另外一个女的,一边在这哭了吧唧说没分开这么久无法和新认识的人 connect 不知道对象是不是也在那边 sobbing blahblah。一边她对象(一个留着 15 岁 teenager 愚蠢发型长得也像 15 岁的就暮光之城里小狼人那个脸)在那边玩游戏说 he bet 对面一个女嘉宾's pussy taste like candy (没错这画面后来被放给这个 sobbing 女看了)

like girl....你对象是这傻屌德行你都上 national TV 让大家看到了真的还有人能谈得下去这个恋爱吗……(但说实话这个男的这个德行很难让人不怀疑是不知道咋分手故意来上节目好 break up by public )(yeah by public 不是 in public)

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一天天看 Netflix 这些烂恋综简直要害我 relapse reddit 了因为想看大家咋样花式骂那些傻屌男的……

就没错看完 perfect match S4 我又打开了 temptation island S2,没看过第一季,看标题以为是 too hot to handle 那种 hookup 风的,结果是找了一些 serious relationship 但有各自问题的 couple 到岛上分开住然后每边搞好多单身异性找他们试图谈恋爱(?)。

好的这个奇葩设定不是吐槽重点,要吐槽的是,卧槽里面有个男的真是幼稚到爆炸,我已经看了这么多垃圾真人秀了以为我已经对这种垃圾恋综里的幼稚男的免疫了结果发现还是我太天真。Like 咋能幼稚到小学生的程度啊……而且 literally being upset about 别人说他幼稚的形式也巨幼稚。幼稚到就连 suppose 去勾引他的女嘉宾们都受不了了开始给他 GF 说话了……

到底是啥人在上这种真人秀啊免费 therapy 和当 influencer 的吸引力真的能比被全世界观众唾骂还大吗……到底是对自己容貌或者性格能自信到啥程度才能觉得自己能在这种 show 里全身而退啊心理素质太强了吧真的……

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#Watching THEY WILL KILL YOU

There's a character named Short Steve. The actor that plays him is named Gabe Gabriel. Gabe Gabriel's parents are the laziest fucking people on the planet.

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A ★★½ review of They Will Kill You (2026)

There's a character named Short Steve. The actor that plays him is named Gabe Gabriel. Gabe Gabriel's parents are the laziest fucking people on the planet. Between the fight scenes you spend most of the movie wondering what accent Patricia Arquette is trying (Irish..but with a side of Texas?). This 90-minute empty calorie bloodbath scratches a very specific itch and nothing more. It's fun seeing Zazie Beetz kill a bunch of people even though you know she deserves a better movie around her. Blood, guts, pigs, and Draco Malfoy all growed up. You could be watching worse things... You could

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The Gen X Man Who Did Everything Right and Has Nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Dj0PpSJ-Q #watching📺 #FML

The Gen X Man Who Did Everything Right and Has Nothing — Psychology Explained

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Hmmm 原来另外一位对手 Gina Carano 先前因为 MAGA/恐跨言论被卢卡斯/迪斯尼被从 Mandalorian 开了(这也就是当年了,要搁现在搞不好还能被捧成为卫道士呢)。这么比起来 Ronda 可爱多了 lol I'm invested in this fight
不过这俩人当年都是巅峰时期因为一场失败之后一蹶不振了,还挺令人唏嘘的

(都要搞这些 OG 元始天尊一把年纪出来打架了,真的 UFC 已死,流量为王了……)

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A ★★★ review of Arachnophobia (1990)

Spiders and John Goodman. Two things that have bitten me and left for dead but was saved because Jeff Daniels sucked all the poison out.

It’s raining today so it’s time for a vacation movie! I’d better catch up on #MovieClub.

North by Northwest (1959) #Watching https://letterboxd.com/imdb/tt0053125