A ★★½ review of Love Object (2003)

Tonally inconsister horror movie about an incel who buys a sex doll that looks like a coworker. Nothing bad can happen after that. Tries using broad humor to make the incel less creepy, but when that fails just goes to standard horror tropes. Udo Kier steals his scenes as an overtly evil landlord. He looks and sounds like he's acting in a different movie. It's a good thing. Rip Torn is in this. Strap in. If you like lonely guys that you wouldn't want to meet in real life, this you might like but not love.

20260329.1813 – mwaters

A ★★★½ review of Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2026)

By far, the BEST Dolph Lundgren movie of the decade.

DEER AND LOATHING IN DRUM KINGDOM

The Straw Hats lend themselves to Drum Island's cause when King Wapol and his army of monsters return to reclaim the throne.

A ★★★★½ review of The Girl with the Needle (2024)

Kudos to writer/director Magnus Van Horn for taking out the laugh track that was in earlier cuts of the movie. The What The Actual Fuck true story of something that happened in Copenhagen that makes you glad things are so much better for everyone now. Reason #4535234 why white people scare me.