European folklore:
West: Oh what whimsical little gnomes, I shall have a spot of tea with them
East: Leave now, stranger, or the vampyr shall feed again!!

American folklore: well ya disrespected nature, now the wendigo's gonna come and tear your brains out through your ass. Sucks to be you.

Japanese folklore: so like there's this raccoon thing and it's got really fat balls that can grow super big, damn pass me the bong again bruh...

#Folklore #DumbShit #HashtagsAreStupid

It’s not working. #hashtagsarestupid

come on, third cup of coffee, you are going to be the one to kickstart my brain, right? Right?

#thisWeatherSucks #Chicago #hashtagsAreStupid

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