IzoateWhen the website tells you 'ur password is weak' but your memory is weaker. š¤·āāļøš¶
Gay CurmudgeonForty years after purchasing this comic in 1966, I completed an oil painting of a giant cake with human candles, never remembering this reference at all. I also once wrote a children's story that turned out to be a rehash of a "Dick Van Dyke" episode. How bad will my memory get when I truly am ancient? #memory #badmemory #aging #old #older #senior
Full Metal AccountantReaching out to the hive mind:
I remember reading a humor article about restaurant theme ideas that started with a mention of dipping sauces devolved into a place with just a variety dipping sauces and no other food.
I was certain it was from McSweeney's but a search there turned up nothing. Now I'm doubting my memory.
Does that sound familiar to anyone?
ErosBlog Bacchus has moved!Can this husband exploit his wife's bad memory in order to get lucky? Probably not, but for so many men, a happy marital sex life is built on thousands of these low-effort low-stakes optimistic overtures:
https://www.erosblog.com/2021/03/07/his-very-nice-try/
#Cartoon #Husband #Wife #Sex #Comic #Funny #Humor #Memory #BadMemory #SpouseHumor #CouplesHumor #MaritalSex #Married #MarriedSex #Optimism #Seduction
Yet Another Broken WorldYeah I may not respond back for a day or two. If it has been any longer than that shoot me another text or dm because I have forgotten all about it.
#oldage #badmemory #justnotfeelingit
#oldage #badmemory #justnotfeelingit
AnneTheWriterI don't have a train of thought. I have seven trains on four tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Memory #Distractions #Confusion #Distracted #BadMemory
TGG303 š¬š§šāā¬šPanic over, I found the alcohol wipes and cotton balls for my Ajovy injections. I think I need to keep them on my desk and not put them in a drawer or the bookcase shelves.
BlurangeNGold 
The names on this graphic are how I feel 5 mins after someone introduces themselves to me #BadMemory
Zee#MicroPlastics are something that I worry about. As #persistent and #evasive as they are, I wonder about the effects that they have on everything.
Iām a guy who ,aside from #BadMemory, was in pretty good physical shape up until just a few years ago. The worst effects of #TBI did not present themselves for more than two decades since the injury.
With that in mind, I often ask myself if my condition could have been exaggerated by outside influences- such as micro plastics
Sesame Squirrel@OSUSprinks Me too! It was like a WHOLE NEW MOVIE šš¤£#BadMemory #ActionMatinee