Mastodawn

Um... 😕 Isn't he rather flexible for someone his age?

#Humor #Funny #LOL #WTF #FunnyAd #Seniors #File #Toenail #Feet #IAmDB

Made up ant conversations #864:
"Hey mate, Jezza, MATE! Wait up, look, I've got a fingernail. You bloody ripper! SCOOORE!"

Later...

Err... after spouting nonsense about an ant's odd collection choices, I've since seen three successfully struggling to drag off their keratin prizes. 🤔

#fingernail
#toenail
#ants

Philippe Smet Apr 1

This evening, the #toenail #Moon appears to pass through the #Pleiades star cluster (M45). Best viewed with a camera with telelens or binoculars!

The Empty Press Dec 10, 2024

“Then, half-a-minute later, we heard it. Someone with a British accent screaming ‘My eye!’. The rest was history”

#Toenail

https://theemptypress.com/toenail-clipping-completes-record-setting-transatlantic-journey/

Toenail clipping completes record-setting Transatlantic journey - The Empty Press

ST. JOHN’S – Chatter in local pubs, today, appears to be centred around a nail-piece from the big toe of Aaron Walsh, which travelled across the North Atlantic Ocean in an awe-inspiring 34.25 seconds. “I always knew he had it in him,” said Mr. Walsh about his courageous keratin. “He’s always been a stubborn bugger, […]

The Empty Press

Freya Sep 15, 2024

The #toenail colour matches the #outfit. Don’t you think so? #fishnet #erotic #feet #toe #onlyfans #hot

MetaFilter May 21, 2023

Dave Matthews: You may have opinions. You may have *strong* opinions. You may have prejudices or fond memories. But only Floydd has the Dave Matthews Toe.

https://www.metafilter.com/199359/Far-and-Away-the-Most-Successful-and-Maybe-Also-the-Most-Loathed#8400613

#DaveMatthews #Band #music #DMB #toe #toenail #DaveMatthewsToe #story

Far and Away the Most Successful, and Maybe Also the Most Loathed

Some of that hate has to do with aesthetics—either you’re down with DMB’s amalgamation of soul-stirring Joshua Tree anthem rock and smooth jazz and bluegrass-fiddle hoedown and hacky-sack funk or...