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AltAndPaper EN｜Satire News 2d ago

Seniors Stuck in Midair After 'Zero-Gravity Sandals' at Calisthenics

One jump. Instant levitation. Tea by drone.

#AltAndPaperEN #ZeroGravity #Seniors #ShortComic

AltAndPaper EN｜Satire News 2d ago

'Zero-Gravity Sandals' Strand Seniors 3m in the Air

Elderly group levitated mid-jump wearing TV shopping sandals. Tea now delivered by drone.

https://alt.andpaper.net/en/articles/20260416-space-experiment-sandals/

#AltAndPaperEN #Levitation #Seniors

CBC Prince Edward Island 2d ago

Seniors in P.E.I. no longer have to provide bank statements to access support programs
Prince Edward Island seniors are no longer required to produce three months of itemized bank statements when applying for some financial support programs.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-government-eliminates-seniors-bank-statement-policy-9.7164884?cmp=rss

Fitness Foundry (Coach Julio)3d ago

☀️Sun. Smiles. Strength. Community.

SPARTA Strength Class for ALL abilities at Milano Senior Center in Melrose — indoors AND outdoors today, because when the 😎weather’s this good, you take the workout outside.

Keep Moving!👟

#Spring #outdoors #seniors #workout #health #fitness #hiit #community #fun #Boston #MelroseMa #accessibility #aging

Clicnet Santé 5d ago

🏡 Rester chez soi malgré la dépendance, c’est possible. Une aide à domicile qualifiée transforme le quotidien des seniors en prenant en charge tâches ménagères et soins. Comment organiser ce soutien sans attendre que la situation devienne critique ? Les clés pour agir dès maintenant : https://www.clicnet.fr/beneficier-dune-aide-a-domicile-pour-les-personnes-dependantes/ #Autonomie #Seniors

Gay Curmudgeon Apr 11

Mixed Daffs in the Old Geezer's Garden. #daff #daffs #daffodil #daffodils #garden #gardening #gardens #gardener #pennsylvaniagarden #pennsylvaniagardens #pennsylvaniagardening #fecund #growing #growingseason #spring #springtime #greenery #eastcoast #bloom #blooms #blooming #flower #flowering #flowers #fresh #aromatic #seniors

CBC Prince Edward Island Apr 10

Political panel talks Clare's Law, Arsenault situation, social programs for seniors
The political panel is back to talk about the past week in the P.E.I. Legislature. CBC News: Compass host Louise Martin is joined by Sally Pitt and Paul MacNeill, who discuss a bill to better protect victims of intimate partner violence, the latest in the Gilles Arsenault controversy, and a policy that saw seniors in the province providing bank statements when...
https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/9.7159915?cmp=rss

DionyZack 🍉✊🏽♀️🌿Apr 10

🕸glané sur le net🕸 Présidentielle (France) : Les seniors, terre de mission obligatoire pour LFI en vue de 2027: Si LFI ne veut pas risquer de se cogner au réel de la prochaine élection présidentielle, elle doit partir à la conquête politique de pans… #Présidentielle2027 #LFI #Seniors #Démographie

Présidentielle (France) : Les ...