"In space, everyone can hear if you can't pee."

This is funny as hell, especially the second video, which I knew nothing about until today. And I'm a space fan!

"It was about 65 minutes after #liftoff, the #Integrity #spacecraft 800 miles above the Indian #Ocean and moving at about 16,000 miles per hour, when the historic words were spoken: 'Integrity, Houston, toilet is powered.'"

#Artemis Boldly Goes Where No #Toilet Has Gone Before
https://defector.com/artemis-boldly-goes-where-no-toilet-has-gone-before

#Space #NASA #Humor #IAmDB

I once knew a guy that had the perfect April Fools' Day #joke, but it took a year of prep work to pull it off.

Back when newspapers & newspaper boxes were a thing, he tossed a quarter into a machine and instead of taking just one paper, took the whole stack.

Then, he waited a year.

The next #AprilFoolsDay, he tossed another quarter into a #newspaper machine and *replaced* the whole stack with the papers he'd stolen the year before.

Repeat forever! 😅

#LOL #Funny #Planning #TimeTravel #IAmDB

We don't need to imagine it.
We're all living it every day.

#trump #GriftersGonnaGrift #CommentDuJour #IAmDB

RE: https://journa.host/@atrupar/116250055482199778

On #trump cancelling #US #WindEnergy projects:

"Not because the #energy is bad. Not because the projects failed. Not because there is any credible #evidence that offshore #Wind turbines pose a genuine threat to #NationalSecurity or #marine health. The federal government buying back its own permits because the current occupant of the White House lost a lawsuit in #Scotland twenty years ago and never got over it."

The stupid. It hurts. 😖

#USpol #EpsteinFiles #RenewableEnergy #IAmDB

YEE-HAW! Close call for #FloridaMan! But everything's cool for now. He can still marry his first cousin! #Yay! I bet there's probably some local #perverts there celebrating tonight. </s> 🤯😖

Florida bill to ban marrying first cousins fails to pass
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5789383-florida-bill-to-ban-marrying-first-cousins-fails-to-pass/

#US #Florida #News #FloridaNews #FloridaLaw #Marriage #Incest #WTF #Gross #IAmDB

"John Oliver discusses the United States Agency for International Development, why the Trump Administration has gutted it, who is being impacted, and how the Cha Cha Slide can help us get to the bottom of this."

from the comments:
"Watching grown ass men celebrate the death they're causing is... painful."

USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
(Shared March 8, 2026)
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=tU8S13xYJNM

#USpol #GlobalHealth #USAID #trump #ETTD #musk #doge #Funding #Lifesaving #IAmDB

I think this may be the most beautiful and mesmerizing thing I've ever seen. Fantastic drone work. The whales are *shimmering*!

Whales Playing With Dolphins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkoVuBAqfjY

#youtube #video #whales #dolphins #play #mammals #wow #beauty #IAmDB

Oh. Great. 😖

"The House Agriculture Committee passed the legislation without a two-year delay on the forthcoming federal ban, as proposed in separate legislation."

Intoxicating Hemp Ban Unchanged in 2026 Farm Bill’s Advancement
https://www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/hemp/news/15818903/intoxicating-hemp-ban-unchanged-in-2026-farm-bills-advancement

#USpol #Hemp #HempBan #USFarmBill #FarmBill #Weed #Pot #THCa #Marijuana #USCongress #Congress #IAmDB

those were the days man 😢

"I miss the days when NFTs were the stupidest thing I'd ever heard of."

#LOL #Funny #TGIF #NFT #NonFungibleTokenNFT #Stupid #GoodOldDays #IAmDB

no, it's #OperationEpsteinFury
don't get distracted

#trump #epstein #PedoWar #Iran #Israel #Election2026 #IAmDB