I was starving earlier today. The only immediately accessible protein in my cupboard were peanut butter and a can of sardines. I can only describe the aftertaste as something so horrific that not even violently brushing my teeth and gargling with antiseptic Listerine could rectify this situation.

I can confidently file this one under #poorlifechoices.

#food #monday #fish #peanutbutter #desperate #hunger #protein #fat #eat #gourmet #help #ahhhhhh

Maybe opting to trim some grass in the backyard in a brisk spring breeze, under our extremely happy male juniper, was a very bad decision

My fingers are so cold now and

Achoo achoo ACHOO achoo Achoo

#PoorLifeChoices

Spot the one idiot who went straight through the thick gorse from 21 to 22 #orienteering #PoorLifeChoices

https://www.suffoc.routegadget.co.uk/rg2/#130&course=2&route=50017

The kid goes back to school tomorrow and I have a very limited number of prep days before I do the same. So what am I doing? Staying up very late decorating tiles for a silly #art thing, of course.

#fml #mastoart #hexagons #sleepdeprivation #poorLifeChoices

#HappyTurkeyDay !

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Thanksgiving2023 #ThanksgivingDinner #ThanksgivingMeme #TurkeyDay #Turkey #Thanksgiving #TurkeyDay #Cartoon #Tattoo #SkinArt #Regrets #PoorLifeChoices #TattoosDay #Tattoos #Tattoodon

Starting your day with a big calabasa full of mathé after a night of bad sleep is a super bad idea.

Especially if your first thing in the morning is a disassembly of a #NintendoSwitch joycon in an attempt to repair it.

I am amazed to be able to plug back the battery, given how much my hands were shaking 😅

#PoorLifeChoices

Tfw when you're in an Alabama gas station bathroom in a flirty romper with so many ties and bits that can in no way be allowed to touch the floor. 😬😬😬

#mistakes #PoorLifeChoices #roadtrip

My friends have hangovers from seeing The Brian Jonestown Massacre and I'm assembling furniture.

Something is very wrong with this scenario.

#TheBrianJonestownMassacre #PsychedelicRock #LiveMusic #PoorLifeChoices #regrets