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Miguel L.1d ago

A family having lunch at a nearby table has an adorable toddler that is being a little unruly. The only way they calmed her down: give her a phone playing Baby Shark. #FML

Sharrow 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪🦄💙📚🎃1d ago

It finally warm enough for me to think about leaving the house. But the pollen count is up, and I have managed to get a fecking cold. #FML #longcovid

Night prowling tom cats have taken an interest in our house. The piss stench is everywhere. I need some kind of cat scarecrow. Looks like today I'm mopping and cleaning everywhere #fml

h0mosexual_s0ciopath 4d ago

nobody likes me
#lonely #crying #fml

Gemischtwahnladen 4d ago

Wie oft guckt ihr euch denn so in eurem direkt Lebensumfeld um und denkt "kann hier mal jemand aufraümen"?

*(ich glaube, das geht nur an Menschen, die alleine Leben bzw für den Raum, für den sie allein verantwortlich sind)
#adhs #fml

DaLetra Deutsch 5d ago

Sehen Sie den Text des Liedes “FML” von Kanye West
#KanyeWest #Fml
https://daletra.top/kanye-west/liedtexte/fml.html

Angela Glansbury 🚽Mar 31

mintel is reporting 25% of british men use an LLM when buying clothes.

nice outfit, did microslop choose it for you

#BusinessShit #FML

🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉Mar 28

#fml 😩 I'm a human

🤣🤣🤣

I got sunburn while working at my desk in my living room. #FML

Potassium Mar 24

Oida, #HartzIVTV live im Lokal bei einem #tinderdate #fml