House Republican Debt-Ceiling Bill Revenge, A Dish Best Served Stupid

Who will save the gas stoves now?

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Republicans Giddy And Full Of Glee About Their Debt Ceiling 'Hostage' (America)

This close to sending Biden the US economy's severed ear in an envelope.

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Republicans Are The Lannisters Of American Politics

It's your very 'Game Of Thrones' Sunday show rundown.

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Milan Tuscany And Rome From $899! Tabs, Thurs., May 4, 2023

It's a tarp! Morning news roundup.

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Kevin McCarthy Suddenly Takes Bold Stand For Ukraine, Wonder What He's Not Scared Of Anymore

It is a mystery wrapped in a conundrum that probably rhymes with Fucker.

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Matt Gaetz’s New Staffer Identifies as a ‘Raging Misogynist’

Matt Gaetz’s new legal counsel has quite the history online.

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Junior VERY UPSET Three-Year-Olds Having Sex Reassignment Surgeries Without Even Asking Their Parents

Here are some things people at CPAC believe.

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LIVE: Merrick Garland, You're The Next Contestant On 'What The Hell Is Going On Over There?'

Pressing questions from Senate Judiciary Democrats, and dumb ones from the Republicans!

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All Fun And Games Until Congressional Witnesses Start Pants-ing Matt Gaetz On C-SPAN

Another successful day in Gaetz's career.

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Matt Gaetz Just Wants America To Stop Being Unfaithful To Him :(

Staying out all hours with Ukraine, he knows what America's been up to.

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