Crime Guy's Lawyers Go To Justice Department To Say Hey, Don't Charge Crime Guy With Crimes

BOXES INTERFERENCE!

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Happy Arraignment Day, America! Let's See How The Patient Is Doing.

Prognosis: still stupidest damn liar in America, now officially an indicted one.

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We Watched Clips Of That Damn Trump/Hannity Interview So You Don't Have To

Don't worry, it's not like we watched the whole interview or anything.

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LIVE: Merrick Garland, You're The Next Contestant On 'What The Hell Is Going On Over There?'

Pressing questions from Senate Judiciary Democrats, and dumb ones from the Republicans!

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Booby Magazines Discovered In Mike Pence's Room, Haha JK It Was Classified Documents

Naughty.

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Joe Manchin: 'The Most Popular Republican In The Senate'

It's your conservative-filled Sunday show rundown!

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Trump Just Took Those Docs As, Umm, 'Cool Keepsakes.' We're Cool, Right?

WTF, man.

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Kevin McCarthy Desperately Hopes You Believe Sh*t He's Making Up About Eric Swalwell

Take your sneering and your fake indignation somewhere else, you fucking airhead, we mean Mister Speaker.

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MORE House Republican Infighting? But We're Gonna Run Out Of Snacks!

BRB ordering food.

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