Oklahoma GOP Sen. Markwayne Mullin Is A Very Stupid Man

Oh my fucking God.

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Tommy Tuberville Simply Can't Stop F*cking That Racism Chicken

The comments about illiterate 'inner city teachers' were bad enough. The 'clarification' was in Lester Maddox territory.

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Republicans Enter 5 Stages Of Durham Flop Grief. Stage 1: LIE. Stages 2 Through 5: LIE MORE.

Consistency is key.

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Tommy Tuberville Was For White Nationalists In The Military Before He Oh Wait He Still Is!

Stupid vile bastard.

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Where To Stay On The Best Islands In Thailand! Tabs, Thurs., May 11, 2023

Morning songs roundup!

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E. Jean Carroll Verdict Against Trump Finally Last Straw For Republicans, Right? Right?

We are silly on Wednesdays!

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Junior VERY UPSET Three-Year-Olds Having Sex Reassignment Surgeries Without Even Asking Their Parents

Here are some things people at CPAC believe.

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