CONFIRMED: James Comer Just Sniffing Rudy Giuliani's Russian Spy Farts And Calling It A Biden Investigation

Thank you, Jamie Raskin.

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Has James Comer Just Been Begging FBI To Let Him Sniff Rudy's Russian Spy Farts This Whole Time?

Kinda sounds like it.

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Voters Prefer House Democrats To Cackling Hyena Bandits Posing As Republicans

Definitely not a Democrats in disarray situation.

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Special Counsel Jack Smith's Investigation Giving Trump More To Cry About Every Day

Rounding up the updates!

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Oh No, Is The IRS Bullying One Of James Comer's Imaginary Whistlefriends?

Better stop it right now, Jamie Comer gon' git yew!

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The Top 5 Times Pedro Pascal Was So OMG It Was Like WHAT? Tabs, Wed., May 17, 2023

To be fair he's always like that.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Found The Whistleblower But Shhhhhhh They're Hiding, BE VERY AFRAID, JOE BIDEN!

But also they are very scared.

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Even Fox News Seems Pretty Sure James Comer And Ron Johnson's Biden Investigations F*ckin' Dumb

This is the quality of today's Republicans.

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James Comer NAILS! Biden For Maybe Knowing About Possible Schemes His Family Coulda Done With Perhaps China?

Something something Hunter Biden's penis.

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LIVE: BIDEN RESIGNS Just Kidding It's Just The White House Press Briefing

You want your WonkTV.

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