House Republican Debt-Ceiling Bill Revenge, A Dish Best Served Stupid

Who will save the gas stoves now?

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The Worst Tourist Traps In America, Ranked! Tabs, Wed., June 7, 2023

I love tourist traps! Morning news roundup!

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Oh No, National Review Discovered Dems' Fiendish Plan To Keep Planet Habitable!

2023's stupidest culture war battle, now in summer reruns.

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Republican Congressman Mad At Fraudulent Nut Milk

Gonna put some whole milk on a gas stove inside a washing machine to own the libs.

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None Of These Woke Appliances Can Handle My Ginormous MAGA Dumps!

Oh, the whining is all based on appliance industry talking points? Cool, cool.

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11 Foods You're Not Cooking In Water But Should Be! Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 26, 2023

What? I WILL NOT. Morning news roundup!

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I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene And I Would Like To Apologize To The Jews For That Space Laser Thing https://www.wonkette.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-space-lasers

#Gas_stoves #Anderson_cooper #Jews #Vanderbilts #Conspiracies #Marjorie_taylor_greene

I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene And I Would Like To Apologize To The Jews For That Space Laser Thing

I, Marjorie Taylor Greene, will get to the bottom of what Anderson Cooper knew and when did he knew it.

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Give Us Gas Stoves Or Give Us Death! Maybe Even Both!

Republicans (and Joe Manchin) react pretty much as you'd expect.

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