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#Mastodon #Statistics 2026-03-18 06:00 CET
Number of active instances: 10 492
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Linda Sgoluppi Artist 14m ago

The wind isn't howling so this morning's outside ttime to look at the stars was pleasantly calm. I will miss the dark sky area when I go home.

#Eryri #mastodon #fediverse

Glen Malley 18m ago

What's a generally accepted good #Lemmy instance and #Piefed instance to use? Unlike #Mastodon, there isn't a solid #Canadian standard instance.

Linda Sgoluppi Artist 21m ago

Good morning. Guten morgen. Bore da. Buongiorno.

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Lwaxana Troi 1h ago

A Vulcan told me today that emotions are inefficient. I felt approximately forty-seven emotions in response. I believe I won that exchange through sheer volume. #LwaxanaTroi #VulcansVsBetazoids #AllStarTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TNG #StarTrekDS9 #DS9 #Mastodon

AnneTheWriter 1h ago

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call an Irish Spider?
A: Paddy Long Legs.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #Muppets #KermitTheFrog #StPatricksDay #StPaddysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #Puns #Punstodon #TheMuppetShow #TheMuppets

AnneTheWriter 2h ago

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a fake blarney stone?
A: A sham-rock.

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AnneTheWriter 2h ago

Patron Saint of Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

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Owl Eyes 2h ago

It seems virtually every website proudly shows off the icons in the footer, of all the walled-garden, proprietary Social Media platforms you can find them on. What is a good slang term to call this little patch of free advertising for these platforms? This is when nothing federated, or non-proprietary is offered (No #Mastodon, no RSS feed, no #ActivityPub services, etc)
#SocialMedia #Facebook #Instagram #Youtube #Discord #Tiktok

	Torment Nexus
	Walled Garden cabbage patch
	The Wrong Way
	something else (please specify below)

Poll ends at Mar 19 at 3:09am.

AnneTheWriter 2h ago

Useless Trivia:
Originally, St. Gertrude was invoked to get rid of mice and rats. But she eventually became associated with cats.

To be fair, she is... Cat-tholic.

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