Dear Friends of all that is good, bad and inn #different 😉
As we now may know:
- Not every orange turd and its #laxatives is what it seems. Then again...
- I am suspiciosly more #capable due to EVERYONES kind efforts. Thanks!
- Every day I wake up kind. Then I kick into real world mode and Nazis end up sored. Will try to do better
- Family meal today. Will bring out the best #gruel
Have a great day everyone. I don't deserve it. You might well do...
🥰 
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Lewis and Clark marked their trail with laxatives
https://offbeatoregon.com/2501d1006d_biliousPills-686.077.html
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AS LEWIS AND CLARK’S Corps of Discovery made its way across the continent to Oregon, the men (and woman) of the party probably weren’t thinking much about their place in history. So they weren’t taking any particular pains to document their every movement. There were, however, some particular pains they were experiencing, as a result of a relentlessly low-fiber diet: Everyone was constipated, all the time. Luckily, they had something that helped with that — a lot. The Corps of Discovery left on its journey with a trove of 600 giant pills that the men called “thunder-clappers,” which the soldiers and travelers used to jump-start things when they got bound up. And everyone used them pretty regularly. And, strange as it seems, that fact is why we know several of their campsites along the way. The main active ingredient in “thunder-clappers” was a mercury salt, which is a pretty stable compound. Archaeologists simply have to search for dimples in the ground — which is what old latrine pits often end up looking like, hundreds of years later, after Nature has partly filled them in — and take samples of the dirt in them. If it comes up with an off-the-charts reading for mercury, well, that’s a Corps of Discovery pit toilet — and the layout of the rest of the campsite can be extrapolated with considerable precision by consulting the military manuals they used to lay out their camps. (Astoria, Clatsop County; 1800s) -- #ofor #oregonHistory #ORhistory -- 26 Jan 2025 -- By Finn J.D. John
Sweet Treats
Having signed up to taste test the new suite of sweets your slurpuff baker friend has cooked up for a secret menu, you didn't quite realize just how many things you were agreeing to taste test...
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Waiter: Good evening. Are you ready to order?
A: Yes. I'll have the ravioli.
W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?
B: I'll have the cheese sandwich.
W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?
C: I'll have the sub.
W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?
D: Is there anything on your menu which is not an excellent choice?
W: Yes. [Point to an area of the menu.] What does it say there?
D: Oh. It says 'definitely not an excellent choice.' I'll have a plate of that.
W: You cannot have a plate.
D: What?
W: It comes in a bowl.
D: Oh, I'll have a bowl then. Happy?
W: Yes, indeed. We'll get the chef on laxatives anon so that your choice can arrive with your friends' choices.
Tomorrow is colonoscopy day (the fun of getting older!). So just know that while you're enjoying hanging out and watching the Super Bowl (or Puppy Bowl if that's your thing), while chowing down on wings and beer, my day won't be as fun. I'll be fasting all day and spending the evening (into the night) making the bathroom my new man cave! 🧻🚽
Wish me luck and let the fun begin! 😂
#livingthedream #mmmlaxatives #bathroomhumor #toilet #laxatives #poop #sirpoopsalot 💩 #colonoscopy #colonoscopyprep
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