Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ESWaiter: Good evening. Are you ready to order?
A: Yes. I'll have the ravioli.
W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?
B: I'll have the cheese sandwich.
W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?
C: I'll have the sub.
W: Excellent choice, if I may say so. And you?
D: Is there anything on your menu which is not an excellent choice?
W: Yes. [Point to an area of the menu.] What does it say there?
D: Oh. It says 'definitely not an excellent choice.' I'll have a plate of that.
W: You cannot have a plate.
D: What?
W: It comes in a bowl.
D: Oh, I'll have a bowl then. Happy?
W: Yes, indeed. We'll get the chef on laxatives anon so that your choice can arrive with your friends' choices.