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Q: Why can't dogs operate the TV remote?
A: Because they always hit the paws button.
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A Swiss Army Knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins... Multi-porpoise!
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Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt, seeing that meteor entering the Earth's atmosphere?
Probably pterofied.
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Q: Which of Santa's Reindeer is a dinosaur's least favorite?
A: Comet.
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When they tell you to secure the grocery bag, but you took it literally. 🐔🎒 Shopping partner of the year right here!
My husband told me to act my age, so I lay on the floor and shouted, "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
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Q: Why did the doctor carry a red pen?
A: In case they needed to draw blood.
Q: What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A: A URLologist.
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Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Cat Owner: The glass is knocked over.
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Q: Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
A: Because he’s always spotted.
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