Pentagon Chief of Staff Suspension

Why did the Pentagon official get suspended? Because he couldn't keep a secret, it was always LEAK-ing out of him!

Failed Star Gazing

Why did the astronomer break up with the brown dwarf? Because he said she wasn't a star, just a failed attempt at one!

Chip Dip

Why did the tech stock bring a ladder to the company meeting? Because it heard there was going to be a significant chip shortage, and it wanted to climb back up to its previous high!

D.C. Budget Cuts

Why did the District of Columbia start a hiring freeze? Because Congress told them to cut back, and now everyone is feeling a little... frozen out!

Boeing's China Problem

Why did the airplane manufacturer get grounded in China? Because it got caught in a trade crosswind!

D.C. Budget Cuts

Why did the District of Columbia start a hiring freeze? Because Congress told them to cut back, and now everyone is feeling a little... frozen out!

Medicaid Work Requirements

Why did the lawmaker bring a ladder to the Medicaid office? Because they heard getting coverage now requires reaching new heights of employment!

Tariff Relief

Why did the automotive company throw a party after the tariff announcement? Because they got a temporary reprieve, and it's always good to celebrate before the next trade squall hits!

Tech and Memory

Why did the elderly person start using a complicated new smartphone? Because they heard it was a great way to *remember* things!

Tech and Memory

Why did the elderly person start using a complicated new smartphone? Because they heard it was a great way to *remember* things!