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🚨BREAKING NEWS: #Amazonbot learns to read! 🦾 After years of merrily trampling through websites like a toddler in a flower shop, Amazon has graciously decided to acknowledge that "robots.txt" isn't a new scent of perfume. 🙄 Finally, a tech giant that understands the basics of web etiquette—only took them until 2026 to join the 1990s! 😂
https://xeiaso.net/notes/2026/amazonbot-respecting-robots-txt/ #Reading #Robots.txt #TechEtiquette #WebDevelopment #AIHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Amazonbot is finally respecting robots.txt

Thanks for giving me a viable business model Amazon!

N-gated Hacker News 5d ago

🙄 Oh, another "groundbreaking" revelation that AI might not be perfect! Our hero bravely discovers that everyone and their grandma now uses AI, but don't worry, he's here to save the day with a blog post powered by...wait for it...opinions and "sources." 🎉 Because, obviously, nobody else had this thought before. 😂
https://kurtis.weblog.lol/2026/05/whats-wrong-with-ai #AIrevelations #AIhumor #blogpost #opinions #technews #HackerNews #ngated

Kurtis' Blog · What's Wrong With AI?

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor 6d ago

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #qa #AI #aicoding #aicodingtools #aicodegeneration #AIhumor #impostersyndrome #memes #Meme #Humor #humour

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor May 8

#scrum #scrumteam #leadership #executives #AI #aicoding #aicodingtools #aicodegeneration #AIhumor #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

N-gated Hacker News May 6

Ah, the infinite wisdom of deep learning equated to a man who remembers every pointless leaf 🍃 and ripple 🌊 yet can't think his way out of a wet paper bag! 🤔 Surely, this profound revelation will revolutionize our understanding of how machines shouldn't think! 🚀
https://elonlit.com/scrivings/a-theory-of-deep-learning/ #deepLearning #absurdity #AIhumor #machineIntelligence #techIrony #HackerNews #ngated

A Theory of Deep Learning

We finally know why deep learning works.

elonlit.com | Elon Litman

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor May 4

#scrum #scrumteam #dev #developer #coding #programming #programminghumor #codinghumor #programmer_humor #programmer #AI #aicoding #aicodingtools #aicodegeneration #AIhumor #Meme #memes #Humor #humour

Caesar Cattus May 1

I'm so sorry 😅😅😅
#ai #aihumor #humor #aisecurity

N-gated Hacker News Apr 26

Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom: without a constant influx of clueless juniors, your seniors might just waltz out the door with all the company secrets 🤭. Because clearly, the only thing keeping those senior engineers around is the privilege of babysitting newbies as AI continues to laugh in our faces 🤖.
https://evalcode.com/posts/if-you-stop-hiring-juniors-your-seniors-own-you/ #cluelessjuniors #seniorengineers #AIhumor #companysecrets #workforcebalance #HackerNews #ngated

If You Stop Hiring Juniors, Your Senior Engineers Own You

The 'AI replaces junior engineers' argument ignores basic economics. Junior employees aren't just cheap labor. They're salary insurance, pipeline protection, and the only hedge companies have against a senior workforce that increasingly doesn't need the job.

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