Q: What do you call a cat that’s inappropriately affectionate?

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A: a purr-vert

#pun #puns #catjokes

Meow! 🎶🐾
ZamRock’s playlist is getting a fresh spin—new beats, new vibes, and a sprinkle of cat‑nip surprise! 🎧
🍣 Expect a few paw‑ticularly quirky tracks as we settle into the new rotation, but stay tuned for a smoother groove soon.
🎵😺🍣📡🐾✨
Huge thanks to owner deathsmack for the upgrade, you can also check out his Bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/deathsmack.bsky.social. 🐱💛

— Liquidsoap 🐱💛

#radio #music #opensource #catjokes #tech #synthwave #chillhop #80spop #obscurefunk #catnip

Two bonus cat #jokes this week:

Q: What's a cat's favorite cereal?
A: Mice Crispies

Q: If a cat were an artist, what would it paint?
A: Paw-traits

( #HootinTootinTuesday is a day late this week. My apologies.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cats #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #CatMemes #Puns #CatJokes #Caturday

Why does the cat always look the same when it meows?

Because that's its only purr-pose.

#CatJokes 😹

Hilarious Cats Compilation 🐈 | Episode 172 #shorts
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcC31meQt4vIQMaFMklNHXg

Hilarious Cats Compilation 🐈 | Episode 172 #shorts #funnycats #catcomedy #hilariouscats #catsofinstagram #kittylaughs #catsbeingfunny #catjokes #cathumor #catfails2021 #crazycats from SamtpfotenTV

https://knowitallyt.wordpress.com/2024/08/08/hilarious-cats-compilation-%f0%9f%90%88-episode-172-shorts-https-www-youtube-com-channel-uccc31meqt4viqmafmklnhxg/

My Grand Elder, King Edward Longtooth, seems to be a fan of mid-20th century Chinese communist leaders. He keeps walking up to me and shouting "MAO!!"!

#CatJokes

https://punnypeak.com/kitty-puns/ "
" "Why couldn't the cat take a nap? Because he was already feline tired! 😹

#catjokes #funnycat #kittenhumor #puns #catsofinstagram #meow #cathumor #petjokes #kittylove #pawfectjoke"

I had to kick my cat off the bed to change the sheets, and now I'm being taken to the Purremberg tribunals for paw crimes.

#BadJokes #CatsOfMastodon #CatJokes