๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ LinkedIn's latest trick: #scanning your #browser extensions like a nosy neighbor peeking through your blinds. They encrypt the results, so don't worryโ€”no one will know you're into cat memes. ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ”’ But hey, it's all for "user #experience," just like when your cat "helps" you type. ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ป
https://404privacy.com/blog/linkedin-is-scanning-your-browser-extensions-this-is-how-they-use-the-data/ #LinkedIn #User #Privacy #CatMemes #HackerNews #ngated
LinkedIn Is Scanning Your Browser Extensions. This Is How They Use the Data. โ€” 404

When companies get caught doing this sort of thing, the response is almost always the same: "we're using this technology to combat fraud," or "ensure positive user experience," or "save computing resources," or some other hog wash. The simple truth, there's no reason to be collecting data that can be used to identify a user across the web if they're not signed in to your service. The harm of companies like Experian or LinkedIn being able to correlate all of your web traffic back to you is not

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Oh joy, another panic piece about digital doom ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Apparently, if you drop your phone in the toilet, it's like losing the Ark of the Covenant ๐Ÿ’พ. But fear not, data wizards are here to rescue your all-important cat memes and blurry concert photos ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/04/27/when-your-digital-life-vanishes #digitaldoom #toiletphone #datarecovery #catmemes #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated
When Your Digital Life Vanishes

A broken phone or corrupted hard drive can mean the loss of work, evidence, art, or the last traces of the dead. Julian Lucas visits data-recovery experts who specialize in undoing disaster.

The New Yorker
Ah yes, in today's episode of "Things We Gave Up for Slightly Better Cat Memes," we proudly nod along as Big Brother tucks us in at night with a warm, invasive embrace. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ” Who needs privacy when you can trade it for targeted ads and a false sense of security? ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ก
https://vivianvoss.net/blog/why-we-accepted-surveillance #ThingsWeGaveUp #PrivacyInvasion #TargetedAds #CatMemes #DigitalSecurity #HackerNews #ngated
Why We Accepted Surveillance as Default โ€” Vivian Voss

Thirty years ago two men in New York invented the third-party cookie. Google paid $3.1 billion for the company. 600 billion bid requests per second later, the question is still unanswered: what if the browser had defended the user?

Vivian Voss

๐–จ๐–ฟ ๐—’๐—ˆ๐—Ž ๐–ฝ๐—ˆ๐—‡๐— ๐—‹๐–พ๐–ผ๐—ˆ๐—€๐—‡๐—‚๐—“๐–พ ๐—๐—๐—‚๐—Œ #๐–ผ๐–บ๐— ๐–ณ๐—๐–พ ๐–ข๐–บ๐— ๐–ข๐—…๐—Ž๐–ป ๐–ฒ๐—ˆ๐–ผ๐—‚๐–พ๐—๐—’ ๐—‚๐—Œ ๐—€๐—ˆ๐—‡๐—‡๐–บ ๐–ป๐–พ ๐–ฝ๐—‚๐—Œ๐—Œ๐–บ๐—‰๐—ˆ๐—‚๐—‡๐—๐–พ๐–ฝ & ๐—๐—‚๐—…๐—… ๐—‡๐—ˆ๐— ๐—€๐—‚๐—๐–พ ๐—Ž ๐–ผ๐—Ž๐–ฝ๐–ฝ๐—…๐–พ.    

#๐–ผ๐–บ๐—๐—†๐–พ๐—†๐–พ๐—Œ #๐–ผ๐–บ๐—๐—Œ #๐–ผ๐–บ๐—๐—Œ๐—ˆ๐–ฟ๐—†๐–บ๐—Œ๐—๐—ˆ๐–ฝ๐—ˆ๐—‡ #๐–ผ๐—Ž๐—๐–พ #๐—†๐–บ๐—Œ๐—๐—ˆ๐–ฝ๐—ˆ๐—‡ #๐–ผ๐–บ๐—๐—‰๐—๐—ˆ๐—๐—ˆ #๐—๐–พ๐–ฝ๐—‡๐–พ๐—Œ๐–ฝ๐–บ๐—’ #๐–ฟ๐–พ๐–ฝ๐—‚๐—๐–พ๐—‹๐—Œ๐–พ

Breaking news: a former Meta employee achieves the impossible โ€“ downloading 30k private FB photos! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Probably just wanted to create a massive collage of cat memes ๐Ÿฑ. Meanwhile, the BBC continues its valiant quest to drown us in every conceivable category of news. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ”
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg049xz1ygo #BreakingNews #FormerMetaEmployee #CatMemes #PrivacyConcerns #BBCNews #HackerNews #ngated
Ex-Meta worker investigated for downloading private Facebook photos

The former employee was fired from Meta after being suspected of downloading 30,000 photos, the company said.

Artemis II just sent back the first photos of the moonโ€™s surfaceโ€ฆ and suddenly I need to go ๐Ÿ˜น #catlovers #ArtemisII #moon #catmemes

Cat Recovery Mode: System Cooling in Progress! โณ๐Ÿพ

System update in progress! ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ This fluffy processor has reached its thermal limit and is now in full "Cat Recovery Mode." Please do not disturb while the system cools downโ€”rebooting might cause unexpected zoomies! ๐Ÿ˜น How many of you need a "Recovery Mode" after a long day? Let us know in the comments!

#CatRecoveryMode #FunnyCats #CatMemes #PetHumor #TechHumor