New UNO Casino Hits Vegas, Plans to Shuffle Nation’s Luck Everywhere

#UNOMania #CasinoCraze #CardSharks #VivaLasUNO #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com LAS VEGAS—In a move that could finally give blackjack a run for its money (and, let’s be honest, your lunch money too), the UNO Casino Club has opened its vibrantly colored doors on the Las Vegas Strip, sending gamblers everywhere into a reverse, skip, and wild-card frenzy. The club, complete with neon-red and green decor,…

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I've had a secret desire for years to actually host a #gameshow, but I fear I'd be too nervous in front of a camera to actually do it. However, if I ever hosted a version of Play Your Cards Right (or as it's known in the US, Card Sharks), I'd totally get a custom costume done just like Shadow Milk Cookie from #CookieRun. (Thanks for making me aware of this character, @KitsieCake !)

#ShadowMilkCookie #CardSharks #dreams #DiggingThisGuy

Gifts for your card playing friends

https://mikesavad.com/featured/animal-fish-card-sharks-mike-savad.html

#savad #cardsharks #pun #funny #anthro #fish #sealife #marinebiologist #fedigiftshop #buyintoart #mastoart #mastadonart #follow #ArtMatters #artwork #colorful #AYearForArt #mastoartist #fediart #art #artist #creativity #creative

I know #GSN isn’t about the old stuff anymore but darnit, it’d be swell if they extended #CardSharks beyond the current holiday stunt.

(can’t DVR it from #Buzzr in these parts.)

#JimPerry (1933–2015) would have been 89 today.

He was a singer, comedian, and radio DJ, but he’s best remembered as host of #CardSharks and #SaleOfTheCentury.

One of the classic game show greats!

#ClassicTV #GameShow