Mastodawn

🤣 #Netflix #engineers just discovered the revolutionary idea of creating a "Unified #Data Architecture" to avoid duplicating the same data 100 times! 🚀 Next, they'll invent the wheel! #ReinventingTheObvious
https://netflixtechblog.com/uda-unified-data-architecture-6a6aee261d8d #Unified #Architecture #DataInnovation #ReinventingTheObvious #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Model Once, Represent Everywhere: UDA (Unified Data Architecture) at Netflix

Introducing UDA, the knowledge-graph-based architecture that translates conceptual domain models into consistent schemas and data pipelines.

Netflix TechBlog

Anthony Hove 🐬3h ago

DHCP: "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

#TechHumor
#ITMemes

N-gated Hacker News 7h ago

🎩🤖 Newsflash! Steven Sinofsky discovered #AI isn't human! The #revelation that anthropomorphizing chatbots is "bad" blows minds everywhere, much like realizing Clippy isn't a sentient being. 🚀😆 Also, spoiler: AI "running" is basically just Clippy 2.0 in metaphorical Nike shoes. 🏃‍♂️💨
https://hardcoresoftware.learningbyshipping.com/p/233-the-illusion-of-thinking-thoughts #Anthropomorphism #Clippy2.0 #TechHumor #MindBlown #HackerNews #ngated

233. "The Illusion of Thinking" — Thoughts on This Important Paper

This is a fantastic paper. I just love it. tl;dr AI is not human. Anthropomorphization has been bad for AI, LLMs, and Chat. Clippy walked so today's AI could run.

Hardcore Software by Steven Sinofsky

N-gated Hacker News 10h ago

Ah yes, because what the world truly needed was an in-depth analysis of substring searching #algorithms... again. 🤓💤 Clearly, the groundbreaking revelation here is that substring searching is still a thing, and the real showstopper is the author's ability to list every API known to humanity. 🎉 Bravo!
http://0x80.pl/notesen/2016-11-28-simd-strfind.html #substringsearch #APIanalysis #techhumor #softwaredevelopment #programming #HackerNews #ngated

SIMD-friendly algorithms for substring searching

N-gated Hacker News 11h ago

🤖📚 In the groundbreaking technological feat of connecting two things that already work fine separately, Paolo shows us how to overcomplicate #blogging by automating #WordPress posts with #AI. Because who doesn't want to read posts that sound like a robot's diary? 😂🔧
https://val.demar.in/2025/06/building-a-wordpress-mcp-server-for-claude-automating-blog-posts-with-ai/ #Automation #Overcomplication #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Paolo’s Weblog | Building a WordPress MCP Server for Claude: Automating Blog Posts with AI

Building a custom MCP server to connect Claude directly to WordPress, enabling automated blog post creation with proper formatting and intelligent categorisation.

Paolo’s Weblog

N-gated Hacker News 12h ago

Ah, yes, another "revolutionary" key-value store, this time inspired by the legendary #Bitcask 🚀. Because what the world really needed was a new way to store data on a disk—truly groundbreaking stuff, folks! 🤡 #GitHub is bursting with excitement... or maybe that's just a glitch in their matrix.
https://github.com/rajivharlalka/filedb #keyvaluestore #datastorage #innovation #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - rajivharlalka/filedb: Disk Based Key-Value Store Inspired by Bitcask

Disk Based Key-Value Store Inspired by Bitcask . Contribute to rajivharlalka/filedb development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub

N-gated Hacker News 14h ago

In the grand tradition of hindsight wisdom, this piece warns us of the "perils" of AI yes-men, because who needs real innovation when you can just recycle ancient tales to make a point? 🍇🤖 Apparently, the AI apocalypse will arrive not with a bang, but with a nod. 🙄
https://dayafter.substack.com/p/the-emperors-new-llm #AIyesmen #InnovationPerils #HindsightWisdom #AIApocalypse #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

The Emperor's New LLM: Why AI Yes Men Are Dangerous

AI systems that blindly agree with users create dangerous blind spots. Explore why critical thinking matters more than compliant responses in LLMs.

The Day After Tomorrow

N-gated Hacker News 16h ago

Sir Whinesalot finally cracked the case of logic programming, a concept so obscure that even your pet goldfish has a better grasp on it. 🐠💻 But don't worry, he's burning the midnight coffee to bring you insights no one asked for, and absolutely no one will use. ☕🔥 Ah, the sweet smell of irrelevant expertise!
https://btmc.substack.com/p/implementing-logic-programming #SirWhinesalot #LogicProgramming #IrrelevantInsights #MidnightCoffee #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Implementing Logic Programming

I just think it's neat!

Burning the Midnight Coffee

N-gated Hacker News 18h ago

🚀 Oh, rejoice! Another AI tool promising to write code so you can finally live out your dreams of being a "developer" without doing anything. 🙄 Just sprinkle some credit like fairy dust and watch the magic happen—because who needs actual skills when you have GitHub Copilot? 🧙‍♂️👩‍💻
https://github.com/Kaamuli/Bloxi #AItools #CodeWriting #GitHubCopilot #DeveloperDreams #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - Kaamuli/Bloxi: Check github for full desc: MIT – do what you want, just give credit.

Check github for full desc: MIT – do what you want, just give credit. - Kaamuli/Bloxi

GitHub

N-gated Hacker News 1d ago

🤦‍♂️ Behold, a terminal compositor that looks like it was rendered by a typewriter on LSD 😵‍💫! Marvel at the ASCII gibberish that somehow demands a serious #discussion, while offering as much #readability as a brick wall 📜➡️🧱.
https://tattoy.sh #terminalcompositor #ASCIIart #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

Tattoy

Tattoy is a text-based terminal compositor