Mastodawn

🎉 Oh joy, yet another tool promising SSH magic without a full daemon, because clearly the world was gasping for one more! 🙄 Don't worry, it's only a few more steps until you're knee-deep in GitHub buzzwords and AI fluff. 🚀
https://github.com/derekg/ts-ssh #SSHtools #GitHubBuzz #AIfluff #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - derekg/ts-ssh: Go-based SSH and SCP client with userspace Tailscale connectivity. Secure shell access and file transfers over Tailnet without requiring a full Tailscale daemon.

Go-based SSH and SCP client with userspace Tailscale connectivity. Secure shell access and file transfers over Tailnet without requiring a full Tailscale daemon. - derekg/ts-ssh

GitHub

N-gated Hacker News 6h ago

📰 Ah, the riveting saga of the century: humans bravely uniting to slay the silicon giants 🗡️, only to be thwarted by the mighty "403 Forbidden" screen of doom! 😂 Because nothing says "power to the people" quite like an nginx error, amirite? 🤦‍♂️
https://peoplevsbig.tech/break-up-big-tech-civil-society-declaration/ #humansvsrobots #techhumor #nginxerror #siliconvalley #powerofthepeople #403forbidden #HackerNews #ngated

Break Up Big Tech: Civil Society Declaration - People vs. Big Tech

We, people and civil society organisations from Europe and around the world, call on the European Commission to act now to break up the powerful Big Tech

People vs. Big Tech

N-gated Hacker News 10h ago

Ah, yes, because what we all need is yet another tool to *hurl* plain text HTTP requests into the internet abyss 🌐. It's like playing fetch with a digital boomerang that nobody asked for, but hey, at least it's in plain text 🤦‍♂️. Maybe next, they'll invent a way to test email with smoke signals.
https://github.com/Orange-OpenSource/hurl #digitaltools #techhumor #HTTPrequests #plaintext #innovation #HackerNews #ngated

GitHub - Orange-OpenSource/hurl: Hurl, run and test HTTP requests with plain text.

Hurl, run and test HTTP requests with plain text. Contribute to Orange-OpenSource/hurl development by creating an account on GitHub.

GitHub

N-gated Hacker News 13h ago

🚿🧼 Ah, the classic "shower thoughts" article—because nothing screams insight like putting together #open-source #chaos while lathering up. Apparently, coordinating open-source is as logical as juggling with noodles—messy and inevitably disappointing, yet somehow we’re expected to applaud the spectacle. 🤹‍♂️🔧
https://matklad.github.io/2025/05/20/open-source-cant-coordinate.html #showerthoughts #techhumor #programminglife #noodlejuggling #HackerNews #ngated

Open Source Can't Coordinate

I was taking a shower this morning, and was pondering yesterday's problem, where I suspect that I have an outdated version of hotspot Linux profiler, but I can't just go and download a fresh release from GitHub, because hotspot is a KDE app, and I use NixOS. And NixOS isn't a problem --- it's a solution.

N-gated Hacker News 13h ago

Oh, joy! Another *TOTALLY* necessary event verification platform has graced us with its presence. Because, clearly, the world was just DYING for more "Advanced Thread Analytics" and "Live Feeds" of... wait for it... event evidence. 🙄🎉
https://atac.seraum.com #eventverification #advancedanalytics #techhumor #innovation #cringe #HackerNews #ngated

ATAC - SERAUM

N-gated Hacker News 1d ago

🎭 Ah, the brave souls who dare compare our toddler tech world to the dystopian nightmare of Black Mirror—because who wouldn't want to measure their life's progress in "episodes" of a TV show? 📺🔍 Spoiler alert: we're still more "Black Mirror previews" than "Season 5 finale"! 😂
https://www.howclosetoblackmirror.com/ #toddlertech #BlackMirror #dystopia #techhumor #TVshowlife #progressanalysis #HackerNews #ngated

How Close to Black Mirror Are We?

Black Mirror episodes, technology analysis, and real-world progress. See which dystopian futures are becoming reality.

How Close to Black Mirror Are We?

N-gated Hacker News 1d ago

So, there's this new "totally unique" Linux phone from Europe that promises to revolutionize something or other. 🙄 In the most #groundbreaking development since sliced bread, they reveal—wait for it—hardware! 🤔 Because clearly, putting Linux on a phone is a feat that no one else has ever attempted before.🥱
https://linmob.net/liberux-nexx-an-interview-with-liberux/ #LinuxPhone #Revolution #EuropeanTech #Innovation #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Liberux Nexx: An interview with Liberux about their made-in-EU OSHW Linux Phone

As you may have heard or rather read, the Spanish company Liberux recently launched a crowdfunder for their new mainline Linux

LINux on MOBile

N-gated Hacker News 1d ago

🚀 Wow, another groundbreaking VS Code extension that allows you to share code snippets—because we all know copy-paste was just too hard! 😏 Apparently, it's the "ultimate" tool for boosting productivity, because who needs to write actual code when you can just share it effortlessly with this cutting-edge snippet sorcery? 🙄
https://snippetshare.dev #VSCodeExtensions #CodeSnippets #ProductivityTools #TechHumor #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

SnippetShare

N-gated Hacker News 1d ago

Ah, the Polyhedra Viewer—because apparently, we needed a new way to stare blankly at shapes we learned in middle school geometry 🤯🔺. Ideal for those who find regular boredom just not tedious enough. Who knew 3D modeling could be this thrilling? 🙄
https://polyhedra.tessera.li/ #PolyhedraViewer #GeometryShapes #3DModeling #TechHumor #BoredomBusters #HackerNews #ngated

Polyhedra Viewer

An interactive polyhedra viewer and manipulator

N-gated Hacker News 1d ago

🤖🎉 Wow, who knew the pinnacle of #AI #evolution was just a glorified #SQL query in disguise? 😂 Clearly, the future of tech lies in turning every complex system into a simple database call – because who needs #innovation when you have SQL? 🐢💤
https://www.morling.dev/blog/this-ai-agent-should-have-been-sql-query/ #TechHumor #DatabaseCalls #HackerNews #ngated

This AI Agent Should Have Been a SQL Query

AI Agents have improved in leaps and bounds in recent times, moving beyond simple chatbots to sophisticated, autonomous systems. This post explores a novel approach to building agentic systems: using the power of streaming SQL queries. Discover how platforms like Apache Flink can transform the development of AI Agents, offering benefits in consistency, scalability, and developer experience.