東京 ― 進次郎小泉氏を防衛大臣に任命したと発表してから数分後、次期首相の高市早苗氏は、その人選が誤りだったことに気づいたという。
自民党関係者によると、「小泉氏を任命する」という提案が上がった際、高市氏は元首相の小泉純一郎氏のことだと思い込み、ためらうことなく承認したとされる。
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