Ich bin eine Suppe im Meer.
Und eine Schüssel hilft mir an einem Fleck zu bleiben und auf dem Wasser zu schwimmen anstatt im Wasser in alle Richtungen zu verwirbeln und zu wabern.

#adhsgedanken #adhdthoughts #audhsgedanken

Maybe your cat named you too, but you don’t know what it is because you don’t speak Cat.

#ShowerThoughts #ADHDThoughts #Cats #ADHD

If one chooses to use “jack-in-the-box” as a verb, and if one has performed this activity -in the past-, have they:

- jack-in-the-boxed
- jacked-in-the-box

…oh. That was different when I typed it out.

#ADHDThoughts #heyo

Me: So, there can be no knowledge of #StarTrek in the #StarWars universe because it all happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. But it can be assumed that, since Star Trek takes place in our own timeline's future, that they know about Star Wars. Which means that Riker could set himself up to play Han Solo in the holodeck if he felt like it, and let #Paramount and #Disney battle it out behind the scenes

Arby's employee: Wait, did... did you just add hashtags to your braindump?

#ADHDthoughts

I should write fortune cookie fortunes. There's probably not a lot of money in that, but probably more than there is in music streaming.

#MusicProduction #MusicStreaming #FortuneCookies #ADHDThoughts
#ADHD #ADHDMusicians

If you can’t handle me at my greasiest you don’t deserve me at my cheesiest. 🧀

#Memes #CheesyMemes #CheezIts #ADHDMemes #humor #funny #IsItTho #ShowerThoughts #ADHDThoughts #ADHDers #NeuroDivergent #NeuroDiverse #FoodMemes

"Don't be googling explosives, darling."

But I need it for a project I'm doing.

"Yeah. That's what they always say."

#OCDthings #ADHDthoughts #ProblematicGoogling