Dan JonesThat feeling when you make yourself a peanut butter and banana sandwich, but you have ¼ of a banana left, and you feel an obligation to eat the last bite of banana, but your sandwiches are already chock full of banana, so now you're in a moral quandary over a bite of banana, so you decide to post about the quandary online and are just really grateful to Gwen Stefani for teaching you how to spell banana.
Wittgenstein's MonsterI’ve had many names in life:
James, Jamestown, Clint, Clintavious, Clintothy, Ed, Eddie, Edward...
Each one a mask. A way to run from success—or the pressure of it.
When we chase hope, we forget the present.
Like in Click, we fast-forward through the small, quiet moments.
But that’s where life actually happens.
Don’t skip the stillness.
Don’t miss the now.
Your Hangryness Mg. UnfuchsIch bin eine Suppe im Meer.
Und eine Schüssel hilft mir an einem Fleck zu bleiben und auf dem Wasser zu schwimmen anstatt im Wasser in alle Richtungen zu verwirbeln und zu wabern.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦So many thoughts swirling around in my brain. I am not emotionally prepared for this to happen so fast. I can’t believe we’re finally getting a new oven here on the brink of civilization collapsing. There will be strangers in my house; I need to warn them to wear masks. What will we do with the cats? There’s a 4 hour delivery window; what am I supposed to do in the meantime? I have ADHD!
Maybe your cat named you too, but you don’t know what it is because you don’t speak Cat.
Ryan WelshIf one chooses to use “jack-in-the-box” as a verb, and if one has performed this activity -in the past-, have they:
- jack-in-the-boxed
- jacked-in-the-box
…oh. That was different when I typed it out.
SoozcatMe: So, there can be no knowledge of #StarTrek in the #StarWars universe because it all happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. But it can be assumed that, since Star Trek takes place in our own timeline's future, that they know about Star Wars. Which means that Riker could set himself up to play Han Solo in the holodeck if he felt like it, and let #Paramount and #Disney battle it out behind the scenes
Arby's employee: Wait, did... did you just add hashtags to your braindump?
#ADHDthoughts
Wait, why would birds in the wilderness be *waiting* for food to come? Wouldn't they just go out and get it themselves?
Wait, why would birds in the wilderness be *waiting* for food to come? Wouldn't they just go out and get it themselves?
I should write fortune cookie fortunes. There's probably not a lot of money in that, but probably more than there is in music streaming.
#MusicProduction #MusicStreaming #FortuneCookies #ADHDThoughts
#ADHD #ADHDMusicians
If you can’t handle me at my greasiest you don’t deserve me at my cheesiest. 🧀
#Memes #CheesyMemes #CheezIts #ADHDMemes #humor #funny #IsItTho #ShowerThoughts #ADHDThoughts #ADHDers #NeuroDivergent #NeuroDiverse #FoodMemes
